Heathers (death count)

67 7 10
                                    

DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN HEATHERS ((SHUT UP HEATHER. Sorry heather))














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•heather chandler
•the two jerky jocks aka Kurt and ram.

<WAIT>
when Veronica said "they didn't kill themselves I killed them." Someone sneezed in the audience. I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
<keep going with the death list>
• yellow heather. (I don't know her name.) oh wait. Scratch that. She didn't die. Yet. * insert intense music*
•WAIT DID MARTHA JUST DIE WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT OH SHIZ I THINK SHE DID. OH CRAP SHE DIED. MARTHA IS NOW ON THIS LIST
•VERONICA?! SHES DEAD NOW?! IS THIS GOING TO BE LIKE ROMEO AMD JULIET?! SHE FAKE DIED AND THEN HE REAL DIES AND THEN SHE REAL DIES?! UGH
•SHE FAKE DIED OK SO THEN JD IS GOING TO REAL DIE IM CALLING IT NOW
•AND JD DIED.
•DAMMIT IS HE STILL ALIVE?
•and he's for sure dead this time.
•did the school blow up?
•apparently not
•MARTHA'S ALIVE!!
• JDs not.

AND ITS OVER

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