Criminal Minds and The X-Files Crossover

Chapter 1

Garcia's POV

"So...." I said lowly. JJ, Emily and Lisa were all sitting around in a circle with me. "Lisa, I just have to know...what is boss man like in bed?" 

I almost got tea sprayed in my face because Lisa choked on her drink. "Garcia!" she whisper-yelled at me. JJ and Emily laughed. 

"What?"

"You can't ask me that!"

"Sure I can! You're sleeping with him so you obviously know!"

"Not the point!"

"Then what is the point?" 

"I don't know..." she stumbled over her next words. "I'm sure JJ and Emily don't want to hear about that."

"Oh, I don't know about that." JJ said. 

"Yeah, I think I'm a little curious." Emily piped up.

"See?" I said triumphantly. "So, is he as controlling in bed as he is at work?" Lisa's cheeks were bright red, which I was taking as a sign that I was right. Or at least, pretty close.

"Lisa?" Hotch called from his office. She turned toward him with a smile. "Can I see you in my office?"

"Sure." She hopped up from her seat and I grabbed her arm. "What?"

"Don't let him bend you over his desk because I really don't want to hear it. Save that for home."

"Oh my god, Garcia." she grumbled as she walked away, a deep red blush dusting her cheeks. 

"Are you okay? You look a little flushed." Hotch asked her. 

"I'm going to kill Garcia," she mumbled under her breath and I laughed. Hotch cast a glance at us before walking into his office. 

I turned back to Em and JJ. "What do you think he wants to talk to her about?"

"Nothing," they both said at the same time. 

"Huh? Because I was kidding about the whole bending her over his desk thing. That better not be happening here." They chuckled. "Oh my god, has it?!" I yelled and Reid and Morgan turned to look at us. 

"I have no idea," JJ said. "That's not what I think they're doing now, for the record. I just think Hotch is sneaking in some time alone with her. Stealing a couple of kisses or something."

"Sounds about right," Emily nodded before taking a sip of her own cup of tea. I glanced over to Hotch's office. As much as I really hoped they had never had sex in that office (because, eww) they really were super adorable together. They made each other so happy. 

Lisa's POV

I walked over to Aaron's desk and leaned against it as he closed the door. I glanced around me and noticed that the blinds were closed. I heard the click of the door and smiled at Aaron. "So, what did you want to see me about, sir?" He shook his head. 

"You're a bit of a troublemaker, aren't you?" he chuckled as he walked over to me. I hopped up onto his desk and he let his hands rest on my hips. 

"Only for you, sir." I smirked. He squeezed my hips and I squeaked. He smiled one of those heart melting smiles and leaned in to kiss me.

"Is this what you wanted to see me about?" I teased. 

"Yes, very serious business, Agent Heathers."

"Oh, it absolutely is, Agent Hotchner." He leaned in to kiss me again, his tongue running along my bottom lip. I chuckled and he pulled back to look at me, quirking an eyebrow.