One night at a club in Toronto 2 days before anthorocon I was drinking with my buds and we seen this HOT ASS HOE. My friend Dominic just came back from the store for fuckin i don't know beer or something.
He walked in and the hoe walked over to him and LITERALLY DRAGGED HIM into a stall in the bathroom me and the other guys applauded him and went back to drinking bud I yelled to him DONT FORGET TO WEAR A RUBBER! and I went back to drinking.
The next day Dominic came back In a taxi and by the looks of him he looks like he was beat up. When he came in we asked him what happened he said that the hoe was the bouncers girl!. We all felt sorry but it wasn't as bad as when I "talked" to that business guys girl I regret that. But anyway Dom said that he stole the bouncers cash money and he had $100 from him. He gave me it to get food.
I went to Walmart to get stuff but I nailed a Brock lesner lookin guys Porsche he got out with a bat I FUCKING SLAMMED THE GAS and booked it down the road to instead get McDonald's after that I start on my way home but I again seen that same guy following me in his car going every turn I made and I was about to just get out and shoot this prick like he was up in my ass here so I again slammed the gas I lost him and I went home I asked Dom where the others were he said they left for a trip and wouldn't go to anthorocon so we ate and I told him about the prick following me and that I dinged his car and he said that that was the bouncer! So we ate and went to sleep
In the morning we packed our stuff and left for anthorocon when we got there we got out and met a cool guy named twitch(a real furry) we had beer and I went to get my card from the car to pay for the beer and all I seen was that motherfucker beating the shit out of my car I rushed to the glovebox and grabbed my pistol and shot that bitch in the arm and he ran to his car I shot the tire out when he fled and he crashed into the wall he crawled out of the car and I went thug life and spit on his face! And I took his Porsche and replaced the parts at a nearby chop shop and went back to Dom and twitch and we had a sweet afternoon
