"What is she wearing?"
A lot of people knew this.
"Garbage, obviously."
It was common knowledge.
"That shade of blue is atrocious."
Sasuke and Yosuga were, by far, the meanest couple to ever come into existence.
"Throw that scarf away."
With their powers combined, it took less than a minute for them to completely ruin a person's self-confidence. Though they'd never destroy someone's will to live right in their face, unless that person were to come up to them first.
Right now, they sat in a park, eating ice cream and roasting people left and right. It was what they usually did on calm Sunday evenings.
"What are those shoes."
Naruto called them a match made in heaven, due to how alike they were.
"That shirt was a bad idea."
Most people that knew them tried their best to steer clear of the power couple. Especially when they were together. Which was most of the time.
"What does he have on?"
"What was she thinking?"
"Incinerate those jeans."
"Never wear those again."
"That shirt looks like it was dragged threw a car wash."
"That's what happens when you throw khaki pants in with the dark wash."
At least they had each other?
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FanfictionOneshots of Yosuga pairings 'cause she gets around and I'm trash for all of them.
