The Keem Dream

The Keem Konfession (see what I did there)

I apologize in advance. I'm sorry (no I'm not)

Le Keem in Chapter 1

Keemstar was coming back from yoga class . His back aching and sore and VERY sweaty. He felt down because his good friends, Doge and Pepe, were going back to Sweden. They were staying at his house so they could catch up as good bros. But Keemstar wanted to tell them something. He didn't think of Doge and Pepe as friends... Keem had an uncontrollable desire for them. Wanting to trace every green soft fold on Pepes thighs, and stroke the golden fur of Doges chins. Wanted to feel the pleasure of his two friends, no, his soon to be partners. Keem made up his mind. When he got home, he would confess his undying love for Doge and Pepe.

Keem opened the front door, practically slamming, with anxiety to see Doge and Pepe. Doge gracefully floated in, with his normal look of concern. "Many Confusion. Very Angry Keem?" Doge asked politely. KEEM stroked his beard, narrowing his eyes. "Where is Pepe?" He asked with aggression in his voice. "Such Kitchen." Doge replied quickly. Keem stormed into the kitchen to see Pepe drinking guava juice and eating toast. Pepes eyes locked with Keems. Pepe licked his lips, the purple jam disappearing on them. Pepe used face expressions as a form of communication. Pepe got up. His face twisted and turned. 'Is everything all right Keem? You look quite tense' Keem knew this was his chance. "Alright guys. I want you to be my partners." Keem said. Relief flooded his body. Doge looked more confused than usual. "Very Board Game Partners?" Doge asked switching his paw crossings. "No. I want you both inside of me. I want to be inside of you." Keem said. Pepes smile curled more, and doge had a slight smile on his face. Pepes face said it all. 'Thank goodness Keem. Me and Doge have been talking, and we feel the same way. We want you.' This is it, Keem thought. His wish, was coming true.