The Keem Dream

Keemy Memey Rituals

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Keem felt desire in his heart. Pepe and Doge... This was it. He was about to lose his mind. Then a thought came into his mind. He had never done meme sex. Only gay sex with leafy. Meme sex was much more complex. Pepes face shifted. 'I know what your thinking Keem. It's fine. The meme sex ritual is online. We can do it. Together.' They all nodded and walked to the computer. Pepe typed in lots of codes, finally printing a piece of paper with lots of words in meme. This is what it said.

1: Get catholic Jesus candles and shove them up your ass for 15 seconds.

2: Steal 28 chocolate bars from Walmart.

3: Get a hose and cleanse yourselves in Sunny D.

4: Commence the meme sex

All they needed to do was take a trip to Walmart and gather the supplies. Keem took out his wizard gnome and it performed a spell making Doge and Pepe look human. Memes weren't allowed in Walmart. But there was a catch. They were transformed into female humans. Doge was a teenage girl with a stylish beige robe and socks with sandals. Pepe was a curvy woman with a "revealing" purple and green dress. They looked like a happy family. They all got into the car and drove to Walmart and retrieved the supplies. When the got home, they became memes again. Then they shoved the cold candles up their asses. Doge moaned, but covered his mouth with his paw, embarrassed. Next, they ate all 28 stolen chocolate bars. Then, in the backyard, they stripped and shoved gallons of Sunny D into Keems water supply. They turned on the hose, and danced together, holding hands and making flower crowns.

Now with the ritual complete, they can perform the meme sex.

Finally, it was time.