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Alex, Cassie and Alishoe finally got out of timeout and pulled another all-nighter. Joe Well had peed his pants after receiving Alex's scathing roast and the three buds celebrated.

"Can't believe we got rid of that weak boi," Cassie cheered, until she realized school was starting soon and proceeded to barf.

"These lame hoe teachers makin us start school again? Nah I'm DONE." Alishoe was holdin a cup o' Joe (Well) and smashed it on the ground in defiance. Alex growled like a drop bear.

"You think I'm rich you piece of cheese ravioli? Pick up that glass before I call Scootover!!"

Alishoe realized that was a horrible idea and glued it back together.

"Still tho, we gotta get our laptops soon. Wanna get 'em tomorrow?"

Everyone almost died at Cassie's comment.

"We gotta fill out those infocrap forms first! Imma email Pencilspine because I forget my LameSchool login."

Alishoe filled out an email in two seconds and sent it off to Pencilspine, but received a reply right away.

Dearest Alishoe Methew,
Lmao bye af you aren't gettin that lappy until I'm back from my vaca in Antarctica!!!

Smell ya l8r,
Boring Pencilspine IV

"This hoe," Alishoe yelled quietly as she broke her phone in half.

Pencilspine wasn't supposed to get home till the next week, so the pals ran to the nearest airport to fly to Antarctica instead. A worker there named Jett Engen looked pissed when they somehow ran straight into her.

"Are you those hooligans who almost killed my cousin Ploo? You're dead meat kids!"

Alex stepped in front of her friends and punched Jett back quick af into a billion security guards.

"Gtfo JJ the Jet plane!!"

Jett almost died af and she tried to get revenge but was extremely stupid and couldn't.

Since the guards broke all their bones from fatso Jett landing on them, the three slipped through security and hopped onto the nearest plane. They made it into first class because no one else wanted to be in Antarctica.

They arrived in 20 minutes and quickly found Pencilspine. She was sleeping on top of a huge glacier, like any normal person would. Alishoe let out a battle screech and used her nail filer to cut down the mound of ice.

Pencilspine fell af, dropping the slip of paper that had Alishoe's LameSchool password. They snagged it quickly and were headed back to the autopilot plane when Alex got another anon text.

Hey this is Ploo Toe and I plan on killing u. Toodles hoe

Alex almost passed out until she remembered Ploo was weak af and it wasn't worth it.

They made it back to America in a few seconds and ran back home. Alex's mom was waiting at the front door looking pissed as heck.

"Oh shoot ma, ya caught us!"

Alex's mom asked where on Mars they had been and after slippin their story, she punished them by making them hang out with Joe Well. Cassie almost died af but managed not to strangle him.

Alishoe checked the huge clock she carried in her pocket everyday, and after Joe got sick with the plague somehow she realized it was "time to go get our laptops" o'clock.

"Let's ditch this worm and snag those lappys!"

They filled out the infocrap forms, stole Joe's tricycle and rode to school. Pencilspine cackled and said she had hidden the three laps around the school.

"You'll have to find them in ten minutes, because I'm evil!" She laughed, but soon choked on air and passed out. Scootover rode over on his tractor to see what happened.

"Lmao whoops that's a shame."

He turned on Sweatpantz by Jaque Sort-of-stupid and ignored the cries of agony coming from Alex n her pals.

"Oh crepe we gotta find those 'tops!"

Alishoe turned into an Olympian and sprinted down the dreaded freshmen hallway, Cassie almost cried as she went down to the band rooms, and Alex braved the Spanish corridor.

Cassie was almost socked by a fluteman, but she escaped with her laptop and life. Alishoe found her laptop in the middle of the hall because freshmen don't know how to do stuff.

Alex passed by a fiesta and was in the middle of eating some salsa when she heard a laugh at the end of the dark hallway. It sounded like a mix between a bullfrog and a dying beluga. Trying not to cry, Alex switched on her handy dandy flashlight, illuminating the humongous spider on the giant web above her. The arachnid had bleach blonde hair and was holding a big rat. She cackled again, and Alex realized it was her teacher, Mrs. Wolfduck!

"No hablo español?" The spidy sneered, and Alex looked past the web to see her lappy laying on the floor.

"Si, ma'am."

Alex jumped like a pole vaulter past the spider and snagged her laptop, then sprinted back up the stairs and collided with her buds.

All three laptops broke, but they were crap anyways so they headed home.

Jett Engen finally got up off the security guards and saw a notif from her "Vengeance Group Chat". Joe Well had recovered from being super ill and was chattin it up with Pencilspine and Ploo on how to get rid of the hoe crew.

"Nice," she said before getting fired for failing at life.

To be continued (apparently)...