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Fake friends-ask for food

Real friends- are the reason you have no food

Fake friends- call your parents Mr and Mrs

Real friends- call your parents mom and dad

Fake friends- have seen you cry

Real friends- cry with you

Fake friends- borrow your stuff for a few days and then bring it back

Real friends- borrow your things so long that they forget its yours

Fake friends-know about you

Real friends- can write a book about you

Fake friends- would knock on your door

Real friends- walk right in and say "I'm home!"

Fake friends- will help you when you fall

Real friends- jump on top of you and yell DOG PILE!

Fake friends- are around for a while

Real friends- are with you for life

Fake friends- say "love you" in a joking manner.

Real friends- say "I love you" and mean it

Fake friends- will read this

Real friends- will steal this.

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