One day, a man and a woman was arguing. I couldn't help but help but overhear the conversation.
Man: I don't want you to leave me!!
Woman: I don't care what you don't want me to do! Just leave me alone!!!
*the woman walks off, and the man catches her hand*
Man: please baby, don't do this to me.
Woman: get a man, get a life!
Man:oh I will! You'll see. He'll be better than you.
Me: DA fuck?