Jack and Pewds fly down to LA to see Mark for Vidcon. Although, once they get to vidcon, NONE of their fans come up to them or even have tees or nothing, the guys have no one coming to their meet and greets. They then decide to go out to treat Jack...
We ran down to Marks basement where he had a big old computer where we sat in chairs in front of it. M: OK, so we need to find out what this is, and where our fans are!! J: uhhh Mark! M: yes Jack? J: is this like a Girl Scout meeting? Because if so where are the cookies M: It's not a girl scout meeting Jack, this is important!! F: yeah Jack, stop being a donut!! J: can we have donuts? M: NO!! F: MARK STOP YELLING M: UGHHH We searched on the computer and looked at pictures of the septic system until... J: uhh... Mark M: WHAT JACK!! J: *whispers* I'm hungry... M: Ughhhh FELIX GO GET JACK THE OREOS IN THE CABINET!! F: AYE AYE CAPTAAAIN Felix ran upstairs and came back with Oreos. M: mind if I try something? J: as long as you don't hurt my Oreos!! Mark takes the Oreos and puts them on the floor and stares at them for a minute then they float up and over to Jack. F: HES A WIZARD!! M: it's a power Felix, donut! J: can I eat them now!?! M: yes Jack, go ahead. Just as Jack took a bite we heard static and ran to the computer in the closet aka, our secret base! F: JACK GET OVER HERE J: NEVERRRR M: mommys here to shove you in the closet and never remember you!! Mark wraps his arms around Jack and pulls him to the closet. J: MARK GET OFF ME!! M: NOOOO J: SPEED IS KEYYYYYYYYY Jack runs out of Marks grip and around the basement lighting speed. F: NOT FAIR, YOU GUYS BOTH HAVE COOL POWERS, ALL I HAVE IS THIS Felix sends a massive sonic burst at Jack knocking him back. M: WHAT THE FUCK!! Mark uses his powers and throws Felix to the wall and Felix does brofist power at Mark. J: NOOO, DONT DICK ME, I AM THE ONE WHO WILL BE DOING THE DICKING!!!!!! F, M: what? J: IN OTHER WORDS, STOP FIGHTING GUYS F: ughhh I freaking hate when he's right. M: jacks right. If we're gonna be a team, we have to get along!! J: well, we all know our powers except Pewds. Pewds, do you feel anything else? F: I feel, I feel like a duck. M, J: A DUCK!?!? F: I FEEL IT INSIDE ME, QUAAAAAACK Then out of no where, Pewds morphs into a duck and Mark and Jack are there laughing at him. F: QUACK J: Do you like being a duck Felix? F: I WANNA BE A BROCCOLI!! J: ok... Felix out of nowhere morphs into a broccoli. M: oooooh, a broccoli!! Mark grabs Felix. F: BITCH DONT EAT ME!! J: MARK YOU ASSHOLE, THATS FELIX!! M: IT IS!? Felix morphs back to human and is in Marks arms as Mark drops Felix. F: OW!!! M: SORRY GOD!! J: ok guys, we need superhero suits now!! M: Jack, you already have one. J: OH YEAH, TIME TO SUIT UP
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M: you look like a Dollar store version of Spider-Man J: OH YEAH I DO F: MARKS TURN M: OK!!
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J: Felix? F: fiiiine
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M: What are you wearing Pewds!?!? F: I'm fabolous J: Felix, change! F: fiine!!
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M: Felix that a wome- J: don't judge him, just don't F: I'm beautiful!! J: ok fine Just them they heard static from the computer and ran to it. The crew heard a elf like voice and a deep demonic voice and a cartoon like voice. ?= dark voice ??= elf voice ???= cartoon voice
??: helloooooo, Sean? Can you hear meeeee!? Dark, I don't think it's working. ?: it should work!! ???: let me try!! HELLO PEWDS!!! F: uhhhh... What's that!? Felix looks at the computer and jumps into jacks arms. F: ITS A BARREL!!! J: hey... I recognize that elf voice Jack gets close to the computer and his eyes widen. J: YOU!!! M: who else is there? F: M-Mark... YOU TRAITOR!! M: WHAT!? F: WHY ARE YOU WITH THE BARREL TRAITOR!? M: IM NOT!! IM OVER HERE!! Mark walks up to the computer and sees himself, but different and recognizes it. M: DARKIPLIER!!! D: that's right Mark, I've teamed up with Bobby the Barrel and Billy, the mad scientist who JACK tortured. And now, we plan to return the favor. Muahahahaha sleep tight! The computer goes black and Jack hugs Mark. J: what does he mean "return the favor". Am I gonna be ok!? M: you'll be fine Jack, just get some sleep. We all should get a good nights rest. F.J: aye aye captain The three went to bed, not knowing what would await them.
