1)You're so ugly when you looked in the mirror started to crack
2)You're so ugly that when your mother came to drop you up from school she got arrested for littering
3) you're so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix you
4)you're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped you
5)You're so ugly if I vomited on you it would have been an improvement
6)you're so ugly even hello kitty said bye bye to you
7)You're so ugly that your own reflection ran away from you
8)You're so ugly when you looked in the mirror your mom said stop watching scary movies
9)you're so ugly ,your dad had a picture frame of you and put it on the door where you enter to scare away the criminals
10)the way you so ugly you made an onion cry
