If you haven't heard Carly Rae Jepsen's song, Call Me Maybe, you won't think this is funny. But listen to it, it's lyrics go like, "Hey, I just met you, and it might seem crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe.''
ANNND here's Dumbeldore's version of it.
Dumbledore to Aunt Petunia: Hey, I just met you, and it might seem crazy, but your sister just died, so here's her baby.
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Me: Seriously Dumbledore?
