Blind Sh4rks(Co-Written by Durdevur)

Chapter Juan: A Call

It was a rainy day in Mordor. I mean i mean.. Hagwarts. 

I was walking down a brick alleyway soaked with raindrops from the cloudy dark abyss of a sky. I stomped my reflection through tiny flat puddles. 

 Who am i...?

I stared at the sidewalk not looking up or around me or at my surrounding or at the chili dog stand oR AT UR MOM OOOOHHH. 

And then I heard a voice. A familiar one in fact. It said: "Harry..? What are you doing out here alone?" The wavelengths of sound travelling to my ears rung and reverberated in my mind. It was...

"Daniel...!" I called out. The people around me looked at me strange. As if I was deranged. I didnt understand either, it was cray cray. 

I...Daniel Potter...

Lost it.

McFrikin lost it.

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"what are you doing here..?" I whispered under my breath while continuing to walk and play Pokemon Go. 

"I am here to guiiiiIIDDDee you, my former self.." Myself replied. 

I grabbed my wand and slapped my head with it. 

"GET OUT GET OUT GET geeeeettttttt  oooOOOOOUUTTTT!!!!!!"  

" Please please... I only want to help you child..."

I paused.

"After you cheated on me?" 

Daniel felt the voice shrug.

"It was ONE time with another Daniel Radcliffe, it doesn't count.." 

Daniel turned away, shuddering in disgust of him self. 

"I...I cannot belive you. " 

"as this is true i am immortal."

"Wait. Wut?" A confused Daniel asked.

" You said you cant belive me, and you cant. You are but one puny wizard in this big wizard patty we call da world."

"I...I meant to say BELIEVE!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. People looked at him like he was insane, but he didn't care. He was lost. And it was no ones business why.

"Lol then say it u crotch."

"Prove to me that you are immortal, ..Um....myself?"

"Okay child, I shall grant you this wish."

With all of his strength and might, the power seemingly overwhelming. To a point so climactic..

He flipped the water bottle and watched it land with his own wizard eyes.

"I believe..."

to be continued...

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