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Pag-uwi ko sa bahay, sinalubong ako ng naninigarilyo naming katulong. I have asthma kaya particular ako sa smokers. I despise them. Lalo na yung mga bumubuga sa mukha.
What a way to ruin my day... come to think of it... I just got a boyfriend who mediocrely courted on me just so he has a trophy girlfriend because he got the perfect timing of me being pissed off.
Wait... he has a tophy girlfriend already because of that and I just defeated the purpose of the bet! OH MY! I have to enslave him before he realizes that!
"Dennis, I need your help!" sigaw ko sa kapatid ko when I stormed his room
Well, my parents probabl lack the creativity or they're just plain lazy to think of names. Dalawa lang kaming magkapatid at pareho pa halos ang pangalan namin.
"Ano ba 'yon? Puwede namang kalmado ka, 'di ba?" sabi niya
"Were you watching porn? Sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a boyfriend and I need your help."
"BOYFRIEND?! You've got to be kidding me. And I don't watch porn." sabi niya na sobrang kalmado lang
"Okay, fine... I'll pretend that I'm not hearing moans."
He made a face... huli ka, balbon!
"That was anime!" depensa niya
"Enough. Don't make hukay your own grave, Kuya... and I'm not here for your porn. I'm serious about this. Kanina ko lang sinagot."
Nag-process pa siya...
"It's neither Fred nor Danilo. You know how much I hate them." I dismissed his imagination.
"Don't tell me..."
"It's not James too. Although he's smart, he's too serious."
"Then who? It can't be Pete for all I know, he's dating Tania. Don't tell me it's just some other average suitor from somewhere?" sabi niya
"Well, it is. You know about Pete and Tania, right? Of course you do."
"Oh. So sobrang heartbroken ka kaya naghanap ka ng rebound?"
"Enough with basketball. I have to show Tania that I'm not a bit affected because she's a b**ch. I know she planned this out. She's probably so desperate that she's come to this. Pero that average guy... accepting his offer was just too hasty."
"You're using him? Who is this person? Does he know?"
"As much as he's going to use me too. You'll know tomorrow or maybe later; you know how rumors spread. He blackmailed me with that too."
"Then why do you want to break up with him kung you just started?"
"We had this bet... and I didn't think much... hasty nga kasi yung decision ko. Siguro gusto niya ng siya-ang-hihiwalay-sa-akin scenario."
"What is the problem now?"
"First of all, yung pride ko. My first boyfriend, an average guy who has many fangirls because they think he's really hot even when he isn't really, will dump me. Second... well, wala naman..."
"Yun naman pala eh."
"But Kuya...? He'll take advantage of it. I decided in a haste kasi eh."
"Ano? PDA? Ano ngayon? If he really likes you, he'll PDA you with respect."
"Kuya! I'm serious."
"I am too."
"Of course he doesn't really like me kaya he won't PDA me with respect!"
