yo/MAMA jokes and roasting

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Mikey: yo mama is so fat, her farts cause globe warning

Casey: your mom so ugly, it made one direction go the other direction

Donna: what r u guys doing?

Sydnie: their doing a Yo mama battle

Donna: and who r u?

Sydnie: a person and that's all u need to know.......for now

Donna: riiiiite-_-! So can I join in the battle

Mikey: sure D

Donna: your mama is so ugly, people mistaken her for MADEA!

Mikey: OHHHHHHHH!

Casey: *growls* well your mama is so fat,when is when she went outside in a green bikini, people yelled GODZILLA!

Raph: 😂

Leo:👌

Donna:*growls and grabs a mic* yo MAMA is so ugly, she send forever alone guy an friend request and he denied*drops the mic*

Sydnie: OH! THE MIC HAS BEEN DROPPED!ITS BEEN DROPPED. DONNA WINS!

Casey: what! No! I call cheats!

Raph: nope. Deedee won fair and square Casey fones

Casey: >:( no fair

Mikey: stop whining like a baby. Anyway sydnie

Sydney: hold on I'm busy!

Mikey: doin what?

Sydnie: being more awesome than u

Karai: HA GODEEM

Mikey:7_7

Sydnie:>^<

Leo:>~<

Donna: what is with u people face expressions

Casey: <3 were being awesome

Donna: wow Casey that's impressive

Casey: yeah I know! My face is that good

Donna: not that! The fact that u know a word that long shocks me

Casey:-_-, really. I'm not stupid

Donna: oh really! U could of fooled me

Casey: 😡 Donna Ima kill u*pounce at Donna*

Donna:*dodges it and runs behind Raph*

Raph:alright fones!Get this through your thick Dumbass skull.no.one.hurts.my.little .olive. AND IF U DO I WILL RAIN FIRE DOWN ON YOUR BLOODY FAMILY AND LIGHT YOUR LIFE ON FIRE LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!! got that?

Casey:*shakes head rapidly*

Sydnie: now that's how u roast someone

Mikey: yep.......wait u call Donna your lil olive

Raph: yeah

Mikey and Sydnie:*starts snickering*OMG/Who does that?

April:*pops out of no where* yo mama's r so stupid........they thought McDonald's was Donald trumps wife*disappears*

Everyone:0><0

Sydnie: well we have all been roast

Splinter: just like fire*disappears*

Leo:🔥

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