During a 3am phone call:
Friend: are you asleep?
Me: no, I'm skydiving
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Comebacks and Jokes 2
RandomThis is the second book of my comebacks and jokes. Read the first book as well since it has lots of things in it too. I update in no pattern, but when I do update, there's heaps of parts, so you might get heaps of notifications. If you do get offend...
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During a 3am phone call:
Friend: are you asleep?
Me: no, I'm skydiving
Comment and vote!