Scene 1: GOT7 Kapag Natatae Sa English Class

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GOT7 Kapag Natatae sa English Class

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Jaebum: *Nagtaas ng kamay*

Teacher: Yes, Mr. Lim any problem?

Jaebum: *Napalunok* Ma'am shiar. Me I'm shiar.

Teacher: What the hell are you talking about?

Jaebum: Shiar ma'am going shiar, the you know ish coming! Father Mother me!

Teacher: Mr. Lim, do you have any difficulty in speaking English? Go ahead you can tagalog.

Jaebum: Aba! Di ba halata?! Natatae na nga ako! Lalabas na nga eh! Pinapahirapan nyo pa akong magenglish! Bwisit! *Sabay walk out*

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Junior: Ma'am I'm gonna go Cr.

Teacher: Any reason?

Junior: Do I need to tell you that my poop is coming out?

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Teacher: Mark are you okay? You're pale.

Mark: No Ma'am *pouts*

Teacher: Aww, go ahead. You may now go home. Be safe.

Mark: *Nagpacute* Thank you Ma'am.

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Teacher: Jackson! Stop moving unnecessary movements!

Jackson: Ma'am but I need to go and excuse myself for some important matter that you don't want to know or anyone else be-

Teacher: YOU LITTLE CREATURE GO OUT! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE!

Jackson: YES! MAKAKATAE NA AKO! *Pagkatayo ay biglang napautot ng malakas* OH SHIT! I JUST RELEASE THE NUCLEAR BOMB! Bye!!!!!

All: *Nahimatay sa baho*

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Youngjae: Ma'am! I am the toilet to go!

Teacher: What?!

Youngjae: Taehyung Taehyung!

Teacher: Are you kidding me?!

Youngjae: No Ma'am becaush you OLD MA'AM! YOU OLD, NO KIDDING YOU MA'AM.

Teacher: ABA NAKONG BATA KA, LUMAYAS KA SA PAGMUMUKHA KO! WAG KA NG BABALIK SA KLASE KO!

Youngjae: Talaga Ma'am, cross your heart? Hope you die? Peksman mamatay ka man? Walang bawian ha!

Teacher: Jusmiyo. *Dismayado*

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Teacher: Are you okay Mr. Kim?

Yugyuem: I wanna go to the cr Ma'am.

Teacher: For what reason?

Yugyeum: Why Ma'am? You wanna join me?

Teacher: MY GOODNESS! GO OUT! YOU DIRTY GIANT!

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Bambam: Ma'am Cr!

Teacher: Why?

Bambam: To release the dirty deposites like you Ma'am.

Teacher: ANONG SINABI MO?!

Bambam: Sabi ko Ma'am, MAGLALABAS LANG AKO NG KALAHI MO.

Teacher: WHAT?! WHAT AM I TO YOU?

Bambam: Mukha kang tae Ma'am, oh sya alis na ako. Bye!

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Sorry na agad.

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