| 3. "DIXOUTFORHARAMBE PARK HERE I CUM!!1!1!1" |

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dylan's pov

after we got home from church this morning, i was totally anxious to meet weston... we seem like we have a lot in common. it's now 1:45pm and i need to start getting ready.

don't forget the taser, dylan

as i'm pulling on my converse, about to walk down to dixoutforharambe park™, (a/n; u cant steal this name for a park bc i put the lil tm thingy bc i wanna b professional lol watch me fail) my phone beeps. the groupchat.


rat; dyl u almost ready

me; oH yea boIIIIIIIII

ariel; we need to make a name for this groupchat

zach; im on it

[zach has named the conversation ' STINKYYYY ']

rat; how do u even have the will to live

zach; thats rUde

rat; so was ur dads condom when it broke

ariel; ricegum is that you

zach; ariEl

ariel; sorry

loren; guys do u think that weston and dylan r going on a date

rat; nO

me; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

rat; well thats a lot of ^'s

me; u capitalized the o

rat; truce

me; u betcha

mario; YAY

mario; THIS IS SO CUTE

rat; IM BLUSHING STOP ILL GET COCO CHANEL TO RIP OFF UR TOP LIP

mario; is that what happened to u

zach; rOasted

me; whos coco chanel weston

rat; ill tell u when we u get here

me; o ur already there

rat; yea ive been here for like five minutes

me; o shit ive been sitting on the floor texting

me; iM RUNNIN

rat; yEa U COMECOMECOME

me; I HABE TP SYOP TWXTINH IM RUNBING

rat; see u here ;)

DIXOUTFORHARAMBE PARK HERE I CUM!!1!2!1!11!1

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