So this is my story. The story of how I met my beautiful wife, Bety (get it). This is the love story of the century. Even more lovey than the titanic people.
It was a dark and stormy afternoon. I was making a long and hard journey to bobs furniture. I needed to find a good bed to date. I traveled across the whole lands to find the perfect bed. This better be worth the gas money I said to myself😪. I had finally made it to the store. I went in drenched with rain. There was this guy there his name was Carl. He showed me all the beds he could. None of them are the bed i said. Wait he said. There's one bed in the back destined for one handsome smoking hot guy who's name is Alex. I told him to lead me to her majesty as I got all that criteria except the handsome and smoking hot part Carl doesn't need to know that tho.
Carl leads me to the back and as soon as I cross the door. I feel a sudden tugging in my stomach. Like a hook is dragging me. Too late I realize it's a portkey. I suddenly find myself in 1738 bc. According to a sign. ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR. I hear a sound so loud it makes me shit myself. I see a dinosaur staring at me like I'm fresh meat(which I am). I suddenly remember I have a backpack! I have a secret weapon that can destroy this monstrous dinosaur. But then I see that I have chicken nuggets!!! I open them and pop one in my mouth for good luck. I see that the dinosaur lift his head up and smells the air. I realize that this is a chance. I leave the chicken nuggets in the open container and pitot on the floor. I slowly start moving away he keeps looking at me but starts moving toward the container. He looks away. THIS IS MY CHANCE!!!! I run toward the building I see in the distance. He turns but then sees the chicken nuggets and grunts in thanks. I see him tentatively nibble on them. Then he smiles at how good they are and starts devouring them. I have only seen one person love chicken nuggets almost as much as this. She is a mere legend. She goes by the name of ZAY. So I turn back around and start traveling to the building. I finally get there and I see the most beautiful bed in the world. She tells me her name is Betty. We hit it off instantly and I asked for a date. So we trudged through the prehistoric landscape. We make it back to bobs furniture. We head out and go on 5 dates. I know she is the one. I get on one and propose to her inside of chuck e cheeses. SHE SAID YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. I am now the happiest man in the world. We have our honey moon at chuck e cheeses. We go back to my house and she moves in. We spend one night together and we fuck. Oops I forgot about protection. We find out she's pregnant. I'm kind of upset. So upset I go spend some time with my couches Mia, gabby, tanisha, and Kayla. I feel sorry for cheating but k never mention it.
So now it's almost 9 months later we're expecting our baby pillow any time within the next two weeks. I'm very excited for those cuties pies to come out. My wife..... Not so much. She's in a lot of pain. This is now the end of my story. I will keep you posted about what happens in two weeks. Goodbye Chicago!!!!
