"Oh ok yes! Sure!" Pingu said yes!!! I have to call my hitmen pronto!!!
"Do you mind if I call when someone first?" I say.
"Not at all." He says with his nootiful smile.
Ring ring ring
"Hellos." My hitmen with the Russian accent says.
"I'm gonna need to cancel that um *cough kidnapping order. He said yes!!"
"Oh that's great trumpy boy!!! Mah bro is gettin some." He speaks again with a thick Russian accent.
"So are we call set for you to hit my cheap ass car for the day homie?" I had brought my old cheap ford because I didn't want one of my limo's to be smashed into pieces. I had arranged for it to be deranged.
"Ye bro hahaahah xD. So excited for this one!!!"
"Hey homie, I sorta feel bad for not asking you what you want as your prize out of this. I mean you only get to semi kill someone today!" I did feel really bad.
"Nah fam DW! All I want out of this is to have fun watching my homie having fun!" He says. Seems like a good deal.
"Oh ok fam all good! Text me if you ever need anything!" Man I love him. He's great.
Phone call over
I walk up to Pingu, grab his hand and pull him out of the fast food place. Quickly. We were running behind time. I got a text.
What's your number plate again?
Ah it was my hitmen.
I reply: SexYTrUMpo
I'm pretty sure that was my number plate for this car. I mean I have many number plates. There's 'DaD69', 'donNYsdooDLe' oh and 'trumpalicious'. Great number plates.
We started driving. I have to say the trip through suburbia was pretty boring let's be honest this is where all the peasants are.
Suddenly just like planned, BANG CRASH KA-POW!!!!
I was left without a scratch. Pingu however, he wasn't doing so well. Ambulances rushed to the scene, people crowded around. I did my best fake cry. It was hard to be upset when I know what pleasure is awaiting me later on.
I got to the hospital, great he had no visitors! THIS IS GREAT!! I go in. He's asleep. EVEN GREATER!!!! I poke his belly button. That's the spot. Oh this will be fun. Very fun.
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Donald Trump And Pingu One Shots
FanficDonald and Pingu have many great adventures. Sometimes they die. But don't worry, it's a one shot, they reincarnate themselves before the next chapter even starts!!
