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Crazy But Not Bulletproof

"Ready for more, pet?" He asks as his muscular body looms over your naked form. You almost shy away, scared he'll rip in you half ( 😉😉 ). He kisses you, sucking on your lips and biting you until you're sure your lips are swollen and bruised. Mister J moves his mouth to start sucking on your neck and biting your ear while he grinds his throbbing hard cock against you. "Ah, daddy..." His boxers leave little to the imagination and you moan at the sensation. "God, you're so big aren't you, daddy?" You asked with big innocent eyes through your lashes. "How about I let you determine that, doll?" Mister J growls. You reach your hands down to cup his swollen member and are about to release it from its confines when suddenly the door flies open. "Boss, it's an emergency." The henchman says. "Can you NOT SEE THAT I'M FUCKING BUSY!!!" The Joker roars as he jumps up from the bed and out of no where grabs a gun and holds the barrel to the henchman's forehead saying "It better be damn important, or your brains will be scattered all over this compound." The henchman looks frightened but says "Yes, sir it is. Please come see for yourself." He says trying not run away while the cold metal is still pressed against his skull. "Fine, give me a minute, Carl. I'll be right there." Carl scurried away while he walks back up to you after he quickly dresses once more. You look up at him and say " You gotta go?" He cradles your chin in his hands while you try to cover your still naked body. "We'll continue this later dollface, but Daddy's gotta work right now." He says before kissing you roughly and then you feel a slight prick in your neck. You pull away sharply while he chuckles "what the hell was tha..." You try to say until your vision fades to black.

Joker's POV
"Hehehe" You chuckle at the sight before you. Such a sweet little thing, and she all yours. Perfect. I can't wait to make her a freak, just like me. You pick up the drugged and sleeping girl, dress her in the spare clothes you had lying around and carry her with you. You deposit her in your personal quarters before going back to work.

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"Mm... " you groan turning to your side and snuggling the covers up to your face. You're warm and cozy, but your head is absolutely swimming. What happened...? You remember you were in his playroom and then there was an emergency and then it all just went black. You feel a slight lump on your neck where a needle had injected it's drugs into your carotid. That bastard drugged you, again. Pssh, he'd probably do it again if given the chance. You roll over again but are stopped by the hard body next to you. You jump, but a strong tattooed arm wraps around your form. "Good morning, doll." "Oh, Mista J. Good morning. What happened?" You say groggily. He looks at you and smiles that big comical grin of his while pushing away your bedhead from your face, playing with your hair absentmindedly. "I drugged you so you would stay out of my hair. But I promise I didn't do anything to you while you were out. I prefer you'd be awake for that."  He winks at you and you wiggle uncomfortably before he released an echoing laugh. "You're cute in the morning." He says and you blush at his unusual kindness. "You're cute too, but wait, it's morning? You drugged me yesterday afternoon. I've been out that long?" You ask concerned. He looks at you with a grin exposing his metallic covered teeth "I saw to the emergency, just some other loser tryin to pull off a heist, and came in here after I finished my work and you were still out cold. So I left you to sleep." You look at him with a blush still covering your delicate features and say "thank you, mister J." He wraps an arm around you and you snuggle into his chest, "ahh... Shut up y/n." And you giggle.

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Mister J stirs you awake, "wake up, sweetheart." "Mm... What?" You yawn and sit up in bed. "What's up, mister J? Did I fall back asleep?" He chuckled and smiled. Wow, that looked like a real smile, not the normal evil grin that you were used to seeing. He looked almost giddy. "Yes, my dear you did. But not for very long. It's probably just the after effects of the drugs. But, I have a surprise for you!" You perk up immediately at the idea, but almost grow worried because this man's idea of a surprise might differ greatly from you. You look skeptically into his eyes and ask "And what kind of surprise would that be Mister J?". He chuckles again. "Well y/n, since you were such a good girl for daddy, I thought I would reward you." J says while quickly scooping you up and throwing you over his shoulder. "Eeeek!" You squeal playfully at the surprise of his actions. He carries you into the adjacent room which happens to be a lavish bathroom. He sets you down gently and begins to undress himself.  You look at him questionably "What's up?" And he points to a large whirlpool bath that's already been drawn. "Yay!!! I love bubble baths, how'd you know?". J shrugged and looked at you with playful condescension "Of course, I know everything about you." You get undressed as well and he settles himself into the tub and motions for you to sit from of him. The water was nice and warm. The bubbles came all the up to your shoulders and smelled like calming lavender and vanilla. You sit and the Jokers legs drape around you and you lean onto his back. "Ohh... This feels so nice. Thank you Mr. J" you say feeling relaxed. "Yeah, don't mention it, sweetheart. It's nothing really." He says as he starts to wash your body with the loofa. He kisses your neck gently while he slides the loofa over your shoulders and down your breasts and over your core. You enjoy the sensation of just being pampered, he works his way back up and gives your back and shoulders a light massage before he takes your hair down from its messy bun. You dunk your hair getting it throughly drenched before he starts to work your hair into a lather using some shampoo. He's almost like a child when he spikes it up and gives you a mohawk momentarily. You giggle and he rinses your scalp giving you a invigorating scalp massage. "Mister J, your hands are magical." You say so relaxed when he finally conditions your hair and rinses leaving your hair soft and moisturized. You turn toward him and say "You're turn?" And giggle. He nods and smiles back. You switch spots and begin to wash his muscled and tattooed back. It's only then when you notice all the old scars and wounds littering his flesh. Tears are brought to your eyes when you see the lashing marks in the center of his back like he had been whipped, and what looks like used to a large burn on his other side.  And the biggest mark of all was the jagged scar running over the back of his ribs. You sniffle, but he hears you and turns around. "What's the matter dollfa... Why are you crying?" He asks. You look at him with tear filled eyes and say "What did they do to you? Who did this to you?" He grins and says nonchalantly "They always wondered why I hate batman. And after each one of our fights I get a new one of those. I'm crazy, but I'm not bulletproof." He laughs his signature crazy laugh and you roll your eyes. "They fuel my rage, Y/N. I'm okay. They're old scars." You exhale shakily "Whatever you say, Mister J. I hope you kill him." He grins and says "it's what I live for."

You continue to bathe him, lingering on his chiseled chest. He hands you a bottle shampoo "color protectant" you read and giggle. "Hey, don't judge me I gotta keep these locks green somehow!" He fake growls and chuckles deeply.  You lather his hair spiking it up and musing his locks the same as he did to you. You stop playing to massage his scalp the way your hair dresser always did when you got a shampoo. You felt his body shiver and relax. "Mm... That feels fantastic." You finally rinse and finish with a conditioner.  You're surprised at how soft his hair actually is without all that gel. You kiss his neck when your done and you both get out of the tub with your bodies steaming. He wraps you in a fluffy towel and whispers in your ear "And my last surprise is sitting on the bed for you..." You stomp your feet excitedly and run out of the bathroom. He follows you wearing a red bathrobe. You walk up to the bed and see a new outfit sitting on the bed along with a gift bag. The outfit is a pair of high waisted skinny jeans and black crop top that has HaHAha written over the chest along with boots and new black lace lingerie set. You squeal in excitement and turn back to the Joker. You and hug him tight "whoa, whoa, calm down. It's nothing big." says the man who's trying to breathe for your grip on his abdomen. "Thank you..." you whisper and give him a peck on the cheek. "You're welcome." He says amused at your gratitude. "Now, get dressed, Y/N. And maybe we can start where we left off yesterday."