My best attempt at a book intro

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hey guys, I know what your thinking "bout time yo lazy ass starts a book" ya know what Fuck yall! I do what I want. You don't know what I've been through! You don't know if my Hamster died of liver cancer! But to be honest I don't even have a have a hamster.... Actually I don't even have a pet.... If I did have a pet it would be a Bulldog named Berry.... Berry the Bum Rusher. PAUSE, NO HOMO. Wait, is that even gay??? I don't know. So yeah as you can see I don't have an excuse for not writing this sooner so point taken. Anyways this book is gonna have 14 chapters (if I don't get lazy and say "fuck it") each being a story of its own. So uhh yeah that's about it..... Enjoy!

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