(This is a comedy)
Danny had a sweet tooth.
A big one, for one thing only......
Cookies.
He loved them soooooooo much.
He could eat them 24/7.
Breakfast, lunch and Dinner.
George thought 'how could a man with that big of a sweet tooth not be 600lbs?'One day Danny was starting to get on people's nerves.
He was complaining to everyone about how he had no cookies left.
Jordan was about one complaint away from beating Danny senseless.
Jorel had headphones in blasting The Misfits(the lucky bastard)
Dylan was laughing real hard at how Danny was moping about food.
And Matt was now def in one ear with the other one bleeding cause of Danny crying in his ear all evening long.
George finally had enough of Dannys bullshit and stood up
"Fine Danny I'll buy you more fucking cookies, but you better stop being such a fucking pussie god damnit," George said annoyed out of his mind.
"YAYYYYYYY!" Danny yelled in his yictory as he headed for Georges car.####### time skip brought to you by Russia! (Kol kol kol)
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(/^J^)/"Thanks George for the cookies!" Danny said happily as he munched on his triple chocolate chip, white chocolate dipped peanut butter cookies (I know that sounds gross but it's fiction and it's Danny, who gives a shit what cookie he eats)
"Ya know....I could do ya something in return, if ya want," Danny said with a smirk on his face that only meant trouble. George responded with a heavy blush as he turned the car on and put the gear in drive.
Danny started kissing Georges neck softly as George drove, releasing a small moan every now and then.
When Danny got tired of just little sounds he decided to switch to something, more......exciting.
George was going great keeping himself together when all of a sudden friction was being aplied to his dick. Feeling this he jumped a little and felt his pant grow tighter as he became aroused.
Danny saw this reaction and started undoing the fly and button on Georges jeans and palmed him more, earning lovely moans and grouns.
"That's all your getting until we get back to your place," Danny said with a devilish smirk as he saw the red face of George.
'Shit really! Great! I'm horny and I need a naked Danny in my bed NOW!'
George thought as they pulled into the driveway. George basicly dragged danny to the bedroom and through him on the bed immediately attacking his lips with rough, lust filled kisses.
Danny started moaning like crazy, what was a simple shopping trip turned into a lusty act. George started to grind down on Danny getting beautiful moans from the man under him.
One after another their clothing came off until they both were naked, panting and oooooooh so hornay!
Danny bent down and started to lick all over Georges length with moans and grunts following. He then proceeded to take him all in him in his mouth with some piercing his throat as he sucked on Georges dick like a ring pop.
George moaned loudly as he came down Dannys thoat, after Danny pulled off, George took no time in switching Danny around and slamming into him. They both moaned loudly as George slammed in and out of Danny hitting his prostate like a boxing bag. Danny was seeing stars by this point as he moaned like a slut over and over again. George didn't want this to end ever, he was simply having to much fun pounding into his friend for him to stop. George slammed one more time before he released, yelling his lovers name while Danny screamed as he came onto the bed sheets. Both men fell over from exhaustion panting and sweating up a storm.
"Maybe you complaining about cookies wasn't as bad as I thought it would be,"
"Shit," Danny said bluntly
"What?
"We left them in the car....."
"......well fuck my life......"THE END!
Thanks for reading! This was requested by Sun-DownerBoy! Thanks for the request.
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