(One Piece Fan-Fiction) "Black Leg" Sanji vs "Pirate Hunter" Zoro

The Straw-Hat pirates had come ashore after a tough few days out at sea. Arriving at the island, it was time to restock the ships supplies and explore the island whilst the log-pose took its time to latch onto the next island.

"Hey Cook, make sure you bring enough meat this time. We shouldn’t have to resort to fishing every few days after we leave the shore." The green haired swordsman was quick to take a swipe at his fellow crew-mate and rival as the crew docked up at the island. 

The look on Sanji’s face was worth a thousand words. The fury he had experienced during the past few weeks had boiled up to this, not like he had vented it out through every moment of it but for Sanji, it didn’t matter how much he said or did, the venting of anger was always available at the tip of his fingers or should you say, the tip of his tongue for the words crappy, shitty and bastard always seemed to slip of it. The shock, anger, surprise, frustration and feeling expressioned was sparked up with his feisty voice. “Are you trying to blame me for that you ungrateful bastard! Do you have any idea how much food you beasts eat compared to normal human beings. I swear if your lots eating habits have an affect on Nami-Swan or Robin-Chwan’s figures, I will kick all of your asses personally.”

The pirate cook was confronted by the worst culprit out of the lot, the Straw-Hats very own captain, Monkey D. Luffy. “Why do you have to be so strict with the food we eat Sanji? Your food is so good; I can’t help but eat as much as I possibly can.” Luffy tried to offer a reasonable plea to allow his crimes to go unpunished and overlooked.

Sanji however wasn’t having any of it. “If Chopper or Ussop said that, I could understand but you don’t even wait for it to be cooked, you ate a third of the supply raw from the fridge.”

“Eh? That wasn’t cooked? Then why was it in the fridge?” Luffy pulled out a question that for most people was common sense.

“If you find food in the fridge, it is most likely uncooked. How about you try and get it into that thick skull of yours.” Sanji didn’t know why he bothered to try and get it through to Luffy but he still made the effort. “And what part of get permission before you eat don’t you understand?”

“The get permission part, Hahahaha.” Chopper falls to the ground holding his stomach laughing at his own joke before Ussop joins in with the foolishness.

“How about I put you in the fridge to tend for Luffy’s next midnight snack? Then again we could always resort to the marimo growing on Zoro’s head as an emergency as well.” Sanji helps himself to a smirk, not being able to hide his pride in poking fun out the moss-like, green hair of the swordsman.

“Give it a rest you lot, we all know he’s too much of an ass-hole and a stingy bastard to spend more money on food.” Zoro’s words bring a frown between Sanji’s curly brows which Zoro spots immediately. “I bet he spends half of the allowance on the beauty parlours getting the curls in his eyebrows done.” In similarity to Chopper, Zoro cannot help but burst out in laughter at his own joke and is joined by the rest of his crew. The idea of Sanji sitting in a parlour getting his eyebrows plucked and pampered is too much for even Nami and Robin to hold back.

Sanji rages up in anger, his face burning from a shade of red into the color of a plum as he charges at his rival. The bounty hunter is abrupt in unsheathing his swords and blocks the incoming kick with such ferocity that it sends the Cook of the Straw-Hats several feet back but Sanji manages to land on his feet before charging in once again. The rest of the crew still not fully recovered from their fits of laughter notice the two battling it out. They look towards Luffy who doesn’t look the slightest bit concerned but rather seems to be enjoying the bout.

“Luffy, don’t you think you should do something?” Nami offered the dim-witted Captain a few words of advice. Her plan however back-fired as Luffy made his own sense out of it.

“Should I? That’s actually a great idea. Guys make room for me; we’re turning this into a triple threat. Gomu Gomu no Bazookaaaaa!!!” Luffy shouts as he soars through the air, hitting both men resulting in a heap with Luffy sitting on top of the two. Zoro and Sanji show some teamwork and toss the rubber man away before gradually making it back to their feet. The two share an intense glare, Sanji muttering the words ‘Marimo’ and ‘Kuso’ under his breath whilst his adversary curses, ‘Baka Yaro’.

The whole hateful scenario doesn’t last long as Luffy jumps back into the scene literally, pouncing upon the shoulders of his two bickering crew-mates. His arms resting on each of their shoulders as he begins singing merrily. “I won, I won. I beat Sanji and Zoro all by myself.” Sanji looks towards Zoro in a subtle way who shares a similar look back. The frowns on their faces turn into smiles as they combine their skills and attack their captain. Sanji smashes a kick into Luffy’s face whilst Zoro thrusts a fist into his midsection. Luffy lets a low groan leave his stomach as he slumps to the ground, his right hands placed on his cheek with his left hand placed on his stomach. The response they were expecting was not the one that they got. Luffy looked around, looking a little surprised before blurting out as if on cue, “I’m hungry, is there anything to eat?”