Twin Dragons' Day At Fairy Tail

Twin Dragons Go Home

Author's Note- Credit to the owners of any series mentioned below

"Why am I part of this?" Rogue whined as Erza carried all three males over her shoulder. They were restrained and far too scared to struggle.

"Because you are all perverts and deserve to be punished," Erza said with an evil gleam in her eyes that made the three dragon slayers shiver.

"What are you going to do to us?" Natsu asked in fear. Erza only smirked.

"Should we be afraid?" Sting asked.

"Very..." Natsu answered. Sting and Rogue just sighed helplessly as Erza carried them to Fairy Tail.

"I swear I'm innocent!" Sting begged.

"Rogue's the one who has porn downloaded on his computer!"

"It's OUR computer and YOUR porn, not mine! You think I didn't notice that certain file?!" Sting and Rogue continued arguing all the way to Fairy Tail.

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"Okay! I admit they were mine, but I'm a changed man! You have to believe me!" Sting begged once more.

"Silence!" Sting and Rogue immediately went quiet.

"Rogue, I'll go easy on you since you seem to be less guilty than these idiots," Erza replied.

"WHAT?!!!" Natsu and Sting yelled in unison.

Rogue sighed in relief. "That doesn't mean you're off the hook!" Erza said, striking fear once again into Rogue's heart.

They finally arrived at Fairy Tail. Erza entered the guild with all three dragon slayers, hands tied behind their backs.

Erza dropped them in the middle of the room and walked to the second floor.

"What is she doing?" Sting asked Natsu in fear.

"I...DON'T...KNOW..."

Erza started walking down the stairs in what looked like a Cinderella dress. "Ladies and gentleman of Fairy Tail, we have three dragon slayers to punish. How should we do IT-!" Erza's glass heels shattered under her feet and she fell down the stairs all the way to the first floor.

Everyone stood still in silence until Natsu bursted out laughing. "You fell! Ahahahaha-!" Natsu was cut off by Erza kicking him in the face with her now bare foot.

"Rogue, go help Mira cook and clean. Sting, go to Mirajane also, but she will decide on your punishment."

Erza now had a black aura around her. "NATSU!" Erza yelled slamming him into every wall they passed by. Sting and Rogue just sat there, horrified until they heard Mira call for them.

"Sting," Mira said innocently with a sadistic smile. "For your punishment... I want you to strip naked and run around Magnolia. Good thing Jason is here from Sorcerer Weekly."

"Waaaahhhhhh!!!" Sting screamed.

Sting started stripping, while doing so, he heard some girls squeal. Once he took all his clothes off, he started to run down the street. Moments later, you could hear the screaming of innocent soul.

"Rogue, can you hold this?" Mira asked, handing Rogue a glass cup.

Rogue's worst nightmare came true when a certain someone walked into the guild. "MAN!" Ichiya yelled.

A shadow blast destroyed the entire guild.

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Sting returned from his run. "What did you do?" Sting asked, chuckling at the sight of a crater where Fairy Tail once stood. He started putting on his clothes.

"He's back...," Rogue whispered in fear.

"Rogue, we've talked about this. You'll never make a good housewife if you keep catching the building on fire."

Rogue elbowed Sting in the stomach. "Shut up. That's not what I'm talking about and at least I won't have my ass on the cover of Sorcerer Weekly," Rogue said, smirking.

"Don't remind me," Sting yelled.

"Man!" Ichiya said once again. Rogue grabbed Sting's wrist and ran away as fast as he could.

They stopped at the park. "Do you want to say goodbye to your 'love'?" Rogue teased.

"One, I'm afraid of Erza. Two, I don't stand a chance against Plue," Sting said laughing and causing Rogue to smirk.

"We're walking to Crocus, aren't we?"

"If Frosch can do it, we can," Sting exclaimed cheerfully.

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Back in the Fairy Tail crater, Ichiya found the cape Rogue left behind. "Man~ this possesses a familiar parfume~. Whatever it is, I must find it!"

"Mira, start mailing the bill to Sabertooth," said Erza as she sat on the last standing chair, reading Sorcerer Weekly.

"Man!" Erza kicked Ichiya so hard that he flew to another town.

-Insert plot rising sound effect-

~The End~

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For everyone wondering what happened to Ichiya, check out XShadowlordX's story called Dadmom if you're interested in what happens behind the scenes with Crime Sorciere