Minion VS Haribo da hoe

Sun bean meets transparent oso

It was a warm Monday afternoon and Boop the minion was just chillin. He had a wild idea to go out and fetch some hot cheetos so he can fit in with all his cool friends. Boop leaves his flat and heads to the grocery store, on his way he comes across a little bitch named Harihoe. "Hey whats up dude" Boop asks kindly. "Ntm brother, whatcha doing?" Replies Harihoe. Boop was in a rush but he felt the need to park his flat banana ass down next to Harihoe to keep him company for at least 6minutes. And he did just that. "Oh just picking up some hot cheetos lol pretty chill tbh". Harihoe laughed and said "I know whats better than hot cheetos. Whats ya name babe? x (; ", Boop was confused as FUCK because his friends always told him hot cheetos were the bomb.com. Does this mean they were lying to his bright yellow clay face ??? "What could possibly be better!!?? And my name is Boop." Harihoe whips out his gummy bear cock, looks into Boops eyes and says: "my name is Harihoe and I will now proceed to demonstrate intercourse upon your gimpy tic tac body" Boop was ok with it all bc like wtf hes a minion and dumb asf. Harihoe proceeded to initiate the frickle frackle on Boop. "Wow that probably is way better than hot cheetos. I mean, i wouldn't actually know cos like, i never even had the chance to buy the damn things" said Boop after he did the sex. "Yeah man np felt good thank you for that tbh see ya around buddy'o." Harihoe seemed to be over the smol minion. Boop wasnt ready for this relationship to come to a end. Boop had developed feelings towards this horny bear candy. "Hey.. I'm not ready to leave you. Give me ya number and we can meet again yeah?" Asked Boop. Haribo then gave Boop his number...