I anxiously typed into google 'RiceGum' and found various results. Apparently he's a YouTuber who grew big in only a few months.
I clicked on a link to his YouTube channel and there it was. My name on his video. 'Maria Delights Roasts Me (Diss Track)'
Without thinking my fingers press the video.
Video:
"Hey guys it's me again! And I never thought this day would come." The video switched to him with a wig on, holding a camera and nodding. "I've been roasted by pretty small people, but now it's different. recently I think the second most subscribed person on YouTube roasted me. Im pretty sure she was A MODEL."
"If you didn't know her she's a New York model, and big YouTuber with I don't know, 100 TIMES MORE FOLLOWERS THEN ME. I don't even know why she was talking crap about me, WITH HER MOM!" It then rolled a clip to my younow. The very beginning.
Did he think my mom said gum instead of Hun? "I wasn't sure if I wanted to make this video, because damn! SHES BEEN AT THE RED CARPET! Did I really want the dislikes? But I'm gonna take it!"
"I looked into her through the internet, and she's a pretty innocent girl. BUT she has tweeted 'people who climb on others people to get fame is just shady' in reality I would say this is an @ to me, but look at the date. But it's still targeted my videos I guess.
"I don't really know why she hates me? I don't know if she talks about it further in, but I was laying on my bed and a friend of mine sent me this, and ouuh I WAS MAD. NO ONE DISRESPECTS THE GUM!"
He then started the 'diss track'
(An- I'm not a rapper, I just wanna give credit to other rice gum fanfics bc most of their diss tracks are incorporated into this one"
"I didn't want to write this track
Your fans are gonna fight me that's a fact
I'm not sure why you hate me
Is it because all your friends wanna date me?" And a picture of a few of my friends tweeting how funny/cute he was. When did they tweet this? "Shoot, you could've been my wifey,
To bad your ex is tryna fight me" a bad picture of Taylor Caniff popped up. "Your parents aren't doing a good job,
How come they let you out the house like a Thot?"I skipped the rest, but it has me laughing. He's a funny dude, and it was all a misunderstanding.
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MariDelight:
Maria: @RiceGum I really loved your video, but I'm sorry to say it was all a misunderstanding.
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MariDelights:
Maria: I told my mom that I wanted to eat and she said "how about rice Hun?" I don't really have proof but it's the truth.
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Diss Track ❧ RiceGum: Bryan Le
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