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Purposeful email

To: sword_babe@hotmail.com

From: Gbespoke@bigpond.com

Subject: Purposeful email

To Tannith,

How are you? I hope you are well.

With customary greeting aside, this email has an actual purpose. A new concept if you acquaint your self Skulduggery for too long. I was actually just wandering if you were free on Sunday. If you are I’d like to make you a pair of boots, and I need you measurements.

Yours sincerely,

G. H. Bespoke

Re: Purposeful email

Wassup Ghastly,

Me? Oh, I’m fine. I lost my sword (you know with the whole ‘Cameron Light’ incident) but I’m recovering. OH MY SWORD HOW I MISS YOU. Yep, totally recovering.

Sunday? This Sunday? Hmmm let me think….. I think I am free, I am just checking my calendar…. Yep. Looks fine. Wait a second… Oh no! sorry Ghastly, I have a lunch with Erskinethat day. Listen, I really, really would love a new pair of boots, is Saturday free?

xx

Tanith

P.s You spelt my name wrong

Re: Re: Purposeful email

Hello Tanith.

I am very sorry I spelt your name wrong. I was writing on my iPhone and it had auto correct on. Again, really sorry!

Don’t worry your sword will be fine. I know you feel like you’ve lost an extra limb. But still, fine.

Lunch with Erskine? Oh that’s okay.

I can’t do Saturday. I have to help China hunt down Sanguine and his overdue book.

Yours sincerely,

G. H. Bespoke

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Hey Ghastly!

Umm, the iPhone auto corrects my name to Tanithwith one n. Awkward.

It will not be fine, Ghastly! Murder Rosehas it! My poor, poor baby. *whimper*

Yep, we have to discuss sanctuary business, ugh.

Sanguineborrows library books? He is one lame-ass evil villain.

Uh, how about Monday? No wait, I’ve got that thing with Skulduggeryon Monday….

How’s Tuesday sound to you?

xx

Tanith

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Hello Tanith,

Oh. Really? My iPhone must be stuffing up. I better take it to the apple store.

Murder Rose? Oh. Then I’m sorry but your sword is not going to be well.

…what kinda sanctuary business…?

Well it is sanguine. He travels through walls for goodness sake.

What thing with Skulduggery?

Tuesday? Um no. Me and Valkyrie have to check out the whole ‘Wreath’ situation. How’s Wednesday?

Yours sincerely,

G. H. Bespoke

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Hiya again Ghastly,

Yeah, you better…

I know! You’re invited to the funeral (sad face)

Just working out some stuff about Crux, why?

But…but he has no eyes. Can he read?

It’s about the teleporter stuff… ugh.

Wednesday…hmm. I have to go sus out a ‘Diablere spotting’ it’s probably a hoax but you know, ‘Skulduggerysays.”

What Wreath situation?

I think I’m free Thursday, how’s that for you?

xx

Tanith

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Hello Tanith,

It must be computer as well. Silly me…HAHAHAHAHAHA

Knowing my luck I probably can’t make it.

Considering he can see? Yes.

Oh right. What else would it be, ha.

Oh yes Skulduggery can be very forceful. You better check it out.

Oh, Skulduggery is trying to get a few necromancers. Not going to great.

Thursday? No can do. I have to babysit Valkyrie and Fletcher.

Hows Friday?

G.Bespoke