Our Silly Little Joke (BTS Jimin Fanfic)

-chapter 1-

- Park Jimin's POV -

"Jimin-hyung! It's for you!" Jungkook yelled from the doorway. I sighed, trudging over to the door to find another parcel waiting for me. I checked the box: same shape, same size, same content.

Strawberry Jam.

Ever since that 'Bangtan Bomb' where Namjoon says 'Jimin, you got no jams' was uploaded onto YouTube, one person has consistently sent me a jar of strawberry jam. Every day. For the past year.

"Is it more jam?" Jungkook questioned, and I nodded my head.
"You know Jimin, you're gonna have to repay this fan for spending all this money on you." Namjoon peeped his head through the door leading to the living room.

"What do you mean, hyung?" I asked.
"This fan must be devoted to giving you jams," he began. "Which means they've spent unnecessarily spent money to make sure that's the case."
"And?" I gave Namjoon a confused look.
"You're going to have to pay them back for everything they've spent on you." He repeated.

"Look, hyung." I sighed. "I don't know where you think I'm going to get the time fro-" I was cut off.
"Oh don't worry Jimin," Hoseok beamed, jumping through the hallway from out of nowhere. "We already spoke with PD-nim, and he agreed with us. He's given you time off so you can find this person and repay them."

I stared at Jungkook, Namjoon and Hoseok with wide eyes and a gaping mouth, not believing what my ears just heard. They must be joking.

"A-are you being serious!?" I yelled.
"Sorry Jimin, but they're telling the truth." Yoongi sauntered past, speaking with his dull, sleepy tone. "PD-nim just wanted to find a way to make the fan stop sending jams, and he thought this way was the best way."

"PD-nim also said it was up to you to find out about this person, and that you have to visit them and all that stuff." Namjoon added. "He said you can't work on our next comeback until this problem is sorted."

"This can't be happening." I sighed.
"I'm sorry hyung." Jungkook patted my shoulder. "But this jam thing is getting out of hand. Jin-hyung and Tae-hyung are in the kitchen right now trying to force the jars into the cupboards."
"It's not easy!" Jin yelled from the kitchen.

"If I were you I'd start researching this now." Yoongi bluntly said before walking off to his room. Probably to sleep.

What am I gonna do!?

- Choi Mira's POV -

"Yes! Seven more boxes of strawberry jam on their way to Jimin!" I exclaimed, smiling profusely at the computer screen. I couldn't be happier.

Okay, I bet you're probably thinking: "Why are you doing this!? Where are your parents!?" Well...

My parents are stoners. They smoke weed because they want to be this guy called.... Snoop Dogg? They've never thought rationally their whole lives, and even named me Wai Spanoosh when I was born. Luckily I got my name changed to something more appropriate.

So, they don't really care what I'm doing, they're too busy getting high as kites to actually give a damn. So I thought... 'Why not take advantage of it?'

Ever since that 'Bangtan Bomb' where Namjoon says 'Jimin, you got no jams' was uploaded onto YouTube, I've consistently sent Park Jimin a jar of strawberry jam. Every day. For the past year.

I felt so sorry for him! I felt like it was my duty to give him the jams that he doesn't have, and I'm pretty sure I've spent over 1.5 billion won in the past year just on strawberry jam.

I'm not doing it for attention, and I don't want anyone to come looking for me or anything, I just want to do a good deed. That's all.

Written by lubylu111