Our Silly Little Joke (BTS Jimin Fanfic)

- Chapter 2 -

- Troot Seven's POV -

I was making my way downtown. Walking fast.
"Hey Troot!" I heard them yell.

Walking Faster.

"Troye! Come 'ere!" They yelled again. I groaned but obliged to their demands.
"Hey Kookie." I said, half-heartedly.
"What's wrong Troye Boy?" He asked.

"People have been calling me Troot Seven ever since that meme that was created by Chai Moira." I replied.
"Her name's Choi Mira and that would be me." A familiar voice appeared from no where.

"Oh, well thanks for the meme." I smiled.
"No problem, but can you repay me somehow?" She asked.

"If you're asking for nudes then no, they're pretty much everywhere right now. Smh." I said.
"Did you just smh out loud?" Kookie asked.
"Shush Kookie, go to the store and buy some bleach for the bts boys, thanks." I persuaded him.

"See you later, Troot Seven." He winked and blasted to Asda. (Also known as the British Wal-Mart.)
"So how can I repay you?" I asked, still confused as to what she could be asking me.

"I want you to get me in touch with the famous Park Jimin. I've heard that you have relations with him." She replied.
"IT WAS ONE TIME- oh wait you're on about friendships. Haha, ok, here's his number." I said, regretting what I was about to announce.

"One time? Anyway, thanks for this, and don't forget to tell Jimin who I am." Mira said before blasting to Narni- I mean, walking back to her humble abode.

I walked back to my car and waited for Kookie to get back, he sure was taking a long time. Suddenly I got a message.

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[KookieMonster🍪]: IM SHOOK

[KookieMonster🍪]: THERES NO BLEACH IN ASDA

[Me]: OMF

[Me]: SUE THEM

[Me]: also hurry tf bc i need to pee

[KookieMonster🍪]: On my way troot

- Choi Mira's POV -

I just ran into Troye Sivan.

He just gave me Jimin's number.

Oh. My. God.

I'm going to cry.

I can finally talk to the one I love, without sending him jams! Oh come on. I'm never gone stop sending him Jams, it's the Bangtan Tradition. He deserves them, but I have now spent over 952572.54₩ on strawberry jam.

WAIT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

Let's send him pineapple flavoured jams. Or maybe Raspberry. Or Blackcurrant. Or Apple. Orange? Kiwi? Passion fruit? Banana? Mango? Peach? Apricot? Melon? Watermelon?

Ooo, what about the sugary donut flavour. Would that taste good?

Eh, it'll do.

I grabbed my keys and went back to Asda to buy the sugary donut flavoured jams. I walked through the store and came across the jam section

Pineapple. Strawberry. Orange. Aha! Sugary Donut Flavour. I was pretty lucky because that was the last jar of the day. I yanked it off the shelf and ran to the check out.

"Buying this for anybody special?" The cashier asked me.
"No. I'm sending it to a Korean God who will never notice me." I replied, sadly.
"Poor soul. Here, have another 665 jars." She said and handed them over.

"Oh Jeez! Thank you so much!" I said.

"No Problem. So that comes to 475842.88₩." The cashier said.
"Here, thank you." I said again.
"No problemo, Fam." She said before laughing to herself and serving the next customer.

I walked to my car and hopped in. I pulled out of the Asda car park (jimin) and blasted Blue Neigbourhoof by Troy- Troot Seven.

I finally arrived home and noticed that BTS had released another bangtan bomb. Argh! Now there would be a new joke and my jam joke would be old.

What ever shall I do now?

Written by @vxnillagaskarth
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