*A boy and a girl are on a motorcycle*
Girl: Your going to fast slow down.
Boy: Why? This is fun!
Girl: Please. This is scary.
Boy: First hug me.
Girl: *Hugs*
Boy: Tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now will you please slow down?
Boy: Will you take my helmet off of me and put it on you? Its bugging me.
Girl:*Puts helmet on*
Next day in the news paper.
There was an accident involving a motorcycle. There were two people riding at the time of the impact. The vehicle was speeding out of control and ran off the road into a building. Only one of the two people died.
What really happend was the boy noticed his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he got her to hug him and tell him that she loves him one last time. He had her wear the helmet so that if they did crash she would survive, although that meant he would die.
