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I'm NOT A F* Happy Camper

(Sunday 26/05/2013)

I’m NOT A F* Happy Camper!

The struggles are real. Today I woke up early cause of the f* noise just swaying thru my house at 9am. It was ridiculous. I mean I am not gonna stand there and say that I am a morning person cause that would be lying and just to coat my morning with a layer of sh*t my mom burst in my room twice like she was Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pointy stick drilled upside her hooha. Ew. But whatever, at least I survived. I ended up dragging my ass downstairs in my PJ’s (no duh) and sat my ass on the couch, praying for my mom to get her ass moving out of the house quicker so I can finally breath… I don’t now what it is but when my mom’s at home I have some sort of anxiety so, when she’s gone. Mental house party as epic as this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rl1TJG17Wk) nah just kidding… that movie sucked! But when she is at home, I don’t have that much anxiety attacks cause she is ALWAYS in her room doing GOD KNOWS WHAT for 95% of the time! So it’s all good!                                             As soon as she leaves I usually plug my laptop to the microphone and basically just watch shows on YouTube or just watch gamers game thru their consoles. Lucky basters. Wait I haven’t even said the exiting part yet… why are you so happy you haven’t heard it yet?! Well… I did THE F* DISHES, BROOMED AND F* MOPPED!!!!!!!!! *sigh in relief* it feels good to release some steam sometimes. After I did those tasks or chores or whatever you call the shit a broke black kid does because its parents forces it to, I laid on the couch just going thru YouTube watching Olga Kay play bio shock infinite daily with her adorable dog, screaming “MOOSH” every time she says an inside joke. When I finally got comfortable my mom walked thru the door sounding mad but looking pretty default to me, she’s never happy. I immediately grabbed my laptop and walked upstairs, I got bored so I made my suitcase and did some laundry for tomorrow’s hell camping trip, so far my suitcase will not close and worst of all I didn’t even put the essentials (HA. GHETTO) I basically just need to pack underwear, clothes and make up. I really got to go but I will try to wake up extra early and make a list of Expectations for the trip and when I come back I’ll write the reality (dis iz gonna be gud a.k.a http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae6f150282f2c6fb76844f0e6844968b/tumblr_mh853bEJpE1s1q25wo1_400.gif ) or make a video who knows just wish me luck I don’t wanna die!!!!!!! Bye <3 B.T.W sorry for today’s short blog it was a boring day not nearly as exciting as I said it would be yesterday