(Crusty chicken+winnagis)(crusty swags #3)

Ur daughter KFC

(I still don't know how this works)

Arissa's pov

It's 1:03 on a Wednesday.
We have work today.
Amanda's rushing around the house looking for her crispy Kernel chicken suit.
Carlton: bawk bawk chicken
(Sorry, it's fesh pince again)
I'm still chillin on the couch.
"Aren't you going to get ready? We have work in an hour!!"
"Noh. Will later. I'm watching Caillou."
"Aren't you going to shower?"
Amanda's still rushing around.
"Where's my chicken suit!!"
"Omg omg omg. SHUT THE FUCK UP, THOMAS AND FRENS IS ON!! Boi ain't nobody care about his frens. It's Thomas! He's the number 1 train"
"Are you not even going to help me?"
"Nope. Wait, what are you looking for again?"
"MY CHICKEN SUIT. IT'S OUR FREAKING UNIFORM!!"
"Oh right, I'm sitting on it."
"WHAT!!"
"Chillax. (Ponies are coming on!! Turn it up. Why Geoffrey? Do you like ponies?)
"We leave for work In like twenty minutes."
"That's not enough time!!"
"I guess it's going to have to be wrinkled. I have to shower."
Amanda hops in the shower and I turn off the tv to put on my chicken skinns...... Amanda gets out the shower, still wearing her skins but now they're soggy.
"Oh man. I forgot to take off my uniform."
"Too bad. We're leaving."
"Shit!"
"What?"
"I forgot to get gas."
"Well that's chill. We can walk. I needed the exercise anyways."
I pat my gut.
"More like run. And how are so chill about everything?"
"Idk I get it from my mother (talking about aunt Jacob)"
We take off towards the KFC.
We get a lot of funny looks as we run down the street.
Some hobo starts yelling.
A little girl stops in front of us.
"Hey you're chickens."
We run past her and Amanda turns back and says,
"Sorry kazoo kid, we have work. Gotta blast."
The girl gets mad and starts yelling back.
"Fuck yo father! Fuck you nigga! Ur a phone!"
As we get closer to KFC, we can see our manager standing out front waving her fist and yelling.
Apparently we're short staffed.
I'm working register and Amanda's at the drive thru.
Carlton comes up.
"What chu want?"
Our manger glares at me.
"Hey G could you make me a sandwich?"
"1 Carlton why are you Carlton? And 2 Boi don't play with me! Get some pants or chicken and some mash potatoes and some chicken an winnagis and he was chicken and waffles and get out of here!"
Carlton leaves.
"Oh damn, oh damn, oh DAMN!"
"Arissa! Get over here."
I walk over to Amanda at the drive thru.
She points to the window.
Aunt Jacob comes skating up in the drivers lane.
"What do I say?"
"Hey! Do you want sides?!"

After work.....
We ended up getting fired from KFC.
They let Amanda keep her chicken suit cuz it was soggy. She gave it to me tho.
"You know.... This job lasted longer than the other ones."
"We were only there 2 days."
"True"

End, splerbs