Sans AU's ask and the occasional dare

Dates! And another sans?!

Edge; *reads title* new sans!? Seriously!?

Mystry; yep, we're bringing a nother sans in, he's not my fav but he's still got lots of fans

Sans; who is it?

Mystry; you'll know later, but for now *looks at edge* you need to get ready for that date

Edge; t-that's t-today?.....

Sans; yea bud, remember?

Edge; oh gosh I'm gonna make a fool of myself I just know it

Blue; of course you won't! Your awsome!

Edge; r-really?.....but-

Mystry; no buts, buts are for sitting on, now go get dressed, I've already got your outfit, Blue and Sans will help if you need something, now if you excuse me, I have to check on silk *walks over to silk who was also a bit nervous*

Sans; alright, come on 

Edge; *follows*

-Meanwhile with silk-

Mystry; omg it's perfect!

Silk; *is blushing* really? R U sure because I-

Lust; don't worry you look gorgeous *smirks*

Mystry; *smacks lust on the back of the head* don't you get any ideas!

Silk; *is wearing a orange dress with light orange designs on it* o-ok....can I see?

Lust; sure sweet cheeks 

Mystry; *facepalms* Lust, ur never gonna stop are ya?

Lust; no my mysterious Mystry

Mystry; ok I'll give you credit for that since it was clever, but that's it! *Lust and I walk Silk over to a full size mirror*

Silk; oh my gosh........it's gorgeous!!

Lust; *is looking Mystry up and down* it's not the only thing gorgeous in here

Mystry; *flicks his head* don't push me! 

Lust; hey silk, do a little spin

Silk; *spins as the dress flails beautifully* I love it! But, w-what if edge doesn't?

Lust; who wouldn't want some of that

Mystry: he's got a pint for once

Lust; *is supprised* you actually agreed with me? perhaps this kitten is declawed when near meet 

Mystry; that's it!! *tackles him, I pin him down in let's say not a normal position I'd be in*

Lust; *smirks* so you do want me

Mystry; oh your so dead!!!

Silk; welp, I'll just be here *watches Mystry beat the S*** out of Lust*

-Later-

Mystry; ok everyone! Here is Silk!

Silk; *walks out blushing rubbing arm*

Edge; *jaw drops* 

Silk; *looks at Edge* y-you don't like it d-do you?..

Edge; n-no! I-It's beautiful 

Silk; *face lights up a bit* really!?

Edge;  y-yea! 

Lust; *grins* so this is the lucky fella to have this, sweet piece of candy

Mystry; *facepalms* and this is Lust, the sans that joined.....*gestures to him*

Sans; welp I'm goin....*leaves to somewhere else in the void*

Geno; *sans walks past me and Reaper as we walk towards others*

Lust; *spots geno* well you look like a nice-

Reaper; *cuts him off as I step infront on Geno* don't you touch him! He's mine! *realizes what I said and blushes*

Geno; *is blushing as well*

Lust; love must be in the air *grins*

Mystry; *coveres his mouth* lust, just don't say a thing, ok?

Lust; *raises an eyebrow at her smirking*

Mystry; *pulls hand back* gaa! Why did you lick my hand!? That disgusting!!

Lust; *smirks*

Mystry; *glares at him before wiping my hand off onto my pants* so disgusting...*looks at Silk and Edge* alright you guys, it's date time!

*le time skip since I'm to lazy and if I were on a date it would be awquard*

*edge and Silk are back from date*

Blue; hi guys! How did the date go?

Edge; *smiles* it was nice

Silk; agreed *is holding hands with Edge*

Mystry; so cute! *squeals* now I can work on my other ship as well!

Lust; you talking about me babe?

Sans;babe?

Mystry; *as Lust walks up beside me I punch him in the face locking him out as he hits the ground* Go. To. Sleep!! And never wake up!!! *takes a deep breath in then out* ok, by other ship I meant Geno and Reaper, there cute together

Blue; does that mean your giving up on Silk and Edge?

Mystery; *looks supprised* Of Course Not!! Why Would I Stop!?! There ships the cutest as well!! Anyways Bye guys hope y'all enjoyed this! I sure did

Lust; you did eh?*is smirking*

Mystery; *knocks him out again* 

Sans; welp, Bye guys, ask and dare! I recommend for Mystry and Lust

Mystry; Don't You Dare!! 

Sans; too late I gave them ideas

Mystry; I'm Gonna Kill You Sans!!!

Sci; *just walks in to hear that* it would be the smartest choice to run

Sans; ya think?!*runs*

Mystry; Get Back Here!! *chases him my eyes now a blood red*

Blue; TACOS!!!*has tacos*

Sci; oh yum *takes one*