Sans AU's ask and the occasional dare

Yandere simulator

Mystry; yay I like this game!

Geno: wtf dude...

Blue; LANGUAGE!!!

Sci; what do we do with Blue then

Mystry; yea he has to play to

Geno and Sci; Wait What!?

Mystry: *shows them* they said blue as well 

*time skip brought to you by Soup Stores*

Blue; MWEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY SENPAI!!!!!!

*everyone is staring at him*

Mystry; welp, didn't expect that...

Edge; that game is weird

Lust; *smirks* hey Mystry, wanna be my yandere? 

Blue; *looks at him* wtf?.....

Edge: oh so you can cuss and we can't!?

Mystry; *rolls eyes* lust listen really closely, u listening?

Lust; *nods* you bet sweet cheeks 

Mystry; *yells in his face* THEN GET THE F*** AWAY FROM BE YOU B****

*everyone looks stunned at me*

Mystry: *storms away*

Lust; she likes me

Geno; dude what's wrong with you

Lust; lots of things

Blue; DIE!!!! NO ONE CAN HAVE SENPAI BUT ME!!!! MWEHEHEHEHEHE 

Lust; but not as many as him *thumbs to Blue*

*everyone nods in agreement*

Blue; *is suddenly behind everyone* WHO WANTS TACOS!!??!!??!!

*everyone, jumps, screams, dies, or falls over*

Blue; what? Is it something I said?