1.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
OLONGAPO!
Olongapo who?
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"Smack that, Olongapooo! Smack that, Olongapoooo!"
2.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing
Tiger Leon Pating Kambing who?
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"Kailan? (Kailan?) Kailan mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim? TIGER LEON PATING KAMBING, di mo pa rin pansin."
3.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Para, Mamang Taxi!
Para, Mamang Taxi who?
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"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me... PARA, MAMANG TAXI!"
4.who’s there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
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got my hands up, they’re playing my song and now i’m gonna be ok. yeah! it’s SAFARI in the usa.
5.Knock knock.
Who's there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
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Don't tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you’re only sorry you got caught…
6.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato!
Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato who?
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"New Yooooork! Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato! There's nothing you can't do... Now you're in New Yooork!"
7.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach
Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, who?
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" Ibulong mo kay tolits, bumili ng tide with bleach, liwanag sa dilim"...
8.knock knock
who's there?
Honda
Honda who?
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Honda wings of love, up and above the clouds....
9.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
New Zealand!
New Zealand who?
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"New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo...
10.Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sisig na hipon!
Sisig na hipon who?
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"SISIG NA HIPON, let's get on down. Sige na, sige na, sige na-hah!"
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