direct message. {l.f. + m.h.}

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*1 new direct message*

friar.lucas: hey can I ask you a question?

hartofart: no, who tf are you

friar.lucas: is your refrigerator running

hartofart: i can report you in 4 clicks

friar.lucas: then you better go catch it

hartofart: haha

friar.lucas: did u actually laugh

hartofart: no but I'm dialling 911

friar.lucas: no stop it

hartofart: why should i friar?

friar.lucas: if we get to know each other, i might be your future husband

hartofart: *eternally gags* i don't think so huckleberry

friar.lucas: huckleberry?

hartofart: that's one out of many many many more nicknames to come

friar.lucas: what's your name babe

hartofart: don't call me babe ranger rick

hartofart: it's maya p. hart

friar.lucas: oh that explains the misspelled heart

hartofart: oh huckleberry. you're such a huckleberry.

friar.lucas: what even is a huckleberry

hartofart: it's you

friar.lucas: that's not what I meant and what does the p stand for in your name

hartofart: ask again and I'll snap your bones in half

friar.lucas: you'll tell me someday when we're married ;)

hartofart: stop saying that thank you very much

friar.lucas: i didn't know maya hart had manners

friar.lucas: how do you look like maya

hartofart: how do I know you're not a 40 year old man trying to get with me

friar.lucas: just trust me, I'll send u a pic first ;)

hartofart: stop winking

*friar.lucas sent you a photo!*

friar.lucas: what do ya think, hart 😏

hartofart: meh

friar.lucas: nah you love me

friar.lucas: now you

hartofart:

hartofart: here ya go

friar.lucas: woah...

hartofart: I know I'm stunninggggggggg

friar.lucas: you are

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