direct message. {l.f. + m.h.}

05

mayahxrts: okay I strangled farkle

friar.lucas: is he dead? I haven't heard anything on the news lol

mayahxrts: no i just grabbed him by the shirt and demanded he tell the truth

friar.lucas: and he told you?

mayahxrts: he sang like a bird

mayahxrts: I let him go and just threatened him

friar.lucas: that's nice to hear

friar.lucas: ur rlly nice

mayahxrts: huckleberry r u trying to be sarcastic with with me

friar.lucas: nahhhhh

mayahxrts: bcuz u definitely are, and im the queen of sarcasm

friar.lucas: oh rlly

mayahxrts:

mayahxrts: yes rlly

friar.lucas: damnnnnn harttttt

mayahxrts: stop drooling ur gonna damage ur phone ranger rick

friar.lucas: how tall r u

mayahxrts: okay that was not a random question at all

friar.lucas: I see y ur the queen of sarcasm

mayahxrts: uh huh

mayahxrts: ur gonna laugh

friar.lucas: nah I'm a nice guy

friar.lucas: they call me a mortal compass

mayahxrts: wth

mayahxrts: I'm gonna call u North West

friar.lucas: nah she's a girl

mayahxrts: fine whatever

friar.lucas: WERE OFF TOPIC

mayahxrts: we're** get it right

friar.lucas: whatever

friar.lucas: how tall r u

mayahxrts: fine

mayahxrts: I'm 5' 0"

friar.lucas: oml

friar.lucas: ur a short stack of pancakes

mayahxrts: no stahp calling me that

friar.lucas: nah I'm good

mayahxrts: 🙄 whatever how tall r u mortal compass

friar.lucas: 5' 9"

mayahxrts: everyone is so tall and im just a smol bean

friar.lucas: what tf is a smol bean

mayahxrts: okay u may be tall but clearly ur not in a fandom

friar.lucas: a fandom?

mayahxrts: srsly

mayahxrts: u don't know what fandom means

mayahxrts: I'm leaving bye

friar.lucas: no

friar.lucas: SHORT STACKKKKK

mayahxrts: i told u not to call me that the so called "mortal compass"

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