direct message. {l.f. + m.h.}

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mayahart: rise and shine huckleberry

friar.lucas: I wasn't going to wake up until 2, and its 9 now

mayahart: you're so lazyyyy

friar.lucas: ik

mayahart: so let's get to know each other more

friar.lucas: what are your hobbies

mayahart: well, I love art

friar.lucas: send me one of ur pieces

mayahart:

mayahart: that good enough for you

friar.lucas: wow

friar.lucas: i can barely draw a hand properly or a stick figure

mayahart: so what r ur hobbies

friar.lucas: I don't really do anything

mayahart: lazyyyyyyyy

friar.lucas: shut up

mayahart: open down

friar.lucas: hey can I ask u a question

mayahart: sure ranger rick

friar.lucas: so why was that clutterbucket in your email?

mayahart: can I trust you

friar.lucas: ya

mayahart: well clutterbucket is my dads last name

friar.lucas: what? you don't like it?

mayahart: no, well, he left me and my mom when I was five

friar.lucas: oh...

friar.lucas: I'm so sorry Maya...

mayahart: you don't have to apologize for anything, you had nothing to do with it

friar.lucas: well my mammy josephine died when I was two

mayahart: wait what's ur grandpas name

friar.lucas: pappy joe

mayahart: another nickname

mayahart: pappy joe jr

friar.lucas whatever you say, penelope 😏

mayahart: don't call me that

mayahart: WAIT

mayahart: WHO THE DUCK TOLD YOU THAT

mayahart: DUCK**

mayahart: DUCK***

mayahart: DUCK IT

mayahart: TELL ME WHO TOLD YOU THAT AND ILL KILL THEM

friar.lucas: make me penelope 😏

mayahart: you're gonna get it...