Who would have thought this is the direction your life would go in?. Working in a pizza joint sucks. Let me rephrase that, working in a pizza joint wearing a pirate costume, and working birthday parties, that sucks.
But hey, a job is a job. I just wish it was a different job. But being a legit pirate, you can only get so many jobs. I wear an eyepatch because of my eye. So I am kind of a pirate I guess. Except the face that I have two hands and I hate parrots. And monkeys. Not sure why but I've never really liked them.
I have been contingent down the hours until I get to leave this place and finally go home so I can change out of this costume that smells like pizza and feet. Which if your wondering smells awful. Definitely need a shower after this. Ew.
On the bright side I don't have to bring anything home with me. Thank goodness. That's a smell you do not want in your apartment.
Finally home. I sat down and of corse my neighbor just now decides to blast their stupid music. I'm not even sure what it is. But it is the worst music ever. That's why I have headphones. I went to get them and then sat back down. Music is really the only thing I have left.
I put on my headphones but I could still hear theirs. After about two songs, everything went quiet. This happens alot when the other neighbors complain but this time everything was silent. No buzzing of the vents or honking in the busy streets below. It was dark outside but darker than usual. I had to use the flashlight on my table to find my way to the door.
I walked outside of my apartment and into the hallway. Everyone was standing outside of their doors in complete scilence. Then they all turned to look at me slowly.
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The Space Pirate
Adventure(cue the comic book music) the space pirate is about... well a space pirate. the title explains a lot. on their journeys through space they come across a lot of issues. but there's always a way to fix your problems. and there's always going to be so...
