Ask and Dare Asriel Dreemurr

What!

"How do you feel about your parents being divorced and your dad killing humans" pinkfluffyshipper

WHAT?! I DIDN'T KNOW THIS!
WHY WOULD DAD DO THAT
BUT MY PARENTS WERE IN LOVE
MY PARENTS WERE MY OTP
MY DAD KILLED PEOPLE
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
WHAT'S NEXT METTATON BRCAME CORPOREAL AND IS A SELF OBSESSED CELEBRITY?!
MY DAD KILLED HUMANS?!
WHY DID I NOT KNOW
then again a was a sociopath murderer for thousands of years...
BUT MY DAD IS A GOOD GUY!   
HE CRIED FOR STEPPING ON A ANT!
*weeps in the corner"
Chara: look at what you've done!
Torial: We were going to take it to the grave!
Frisk: My little cinnamon bun!
Sans: Kids like you S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L, *starts to cry* for ruining this innocent creature!
Papyrus: I believe you are the worst person ever.
Frisk: Guys. This guy tried to kill us for fun. He killed all of us countless times for the sake of fu-
Sans: Shh. We all know Frisk. Just let us do this.
Chara: your gonna die pinkfluffyshipper