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hi people this is a book of scenarios that might hapen in ur lyf so thes r to warn u so if u ever face thes in the futur u can b prepared ;-)

if bois knock on ur dor

16 2 3

by shxrxx

by shxrxx

boys knockin on ur door
den ur parents open the dor

parents: ohmymgod son r they ur
frens

son: no

boi: no aunti im here for the pipes
im a carpenter u calld that day
im here to fix ur hse leakage

mom : //closes dor and screams heS A
SCAM HES A KIDNAPER
EVERYONE BAK DOWN

u: //pulls out shotgun n open the dor
mothefuker wat u doin y u lyin to
my mom u fix pipes

boi: oh no miss u understood im here
to sell som durians
author: misunderdtsodd*
wops

u: oh yis mister u can go sel the
durians to ur mom insted bak off
or ill shoot u

boi: ohnnonono mis actualy im a
kpop artist

u: BIJ DONT LIE TO ME U LOOK
NOTHIN LIK A KPOP ARTSI

boi: ohno mis im a trainee in bighit

u: BIJ WHAT
R U JIHYUN
OR JISOO
OMG HYUNIE U NOT DEAD OMG
COM TO NOONA

boi: wops mis ure not jersey im gone

u: //came bak to reality and weep on
flor

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