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Tell me: when was the last time you had something stronger than a squirrel?
Wheres your ring? The sun is coming up in a couple of hours and..poof..ashes to ashes.
ELENA: Stefan didnt tell he had a brother. DAMON: Well Stefan is not the one to brag.
CAROLINE: How come you dont sparkle? DAMON: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.
CAROLINE: Are you going to kill me? DAMON: Uhuh. But not yet.
BONNIE: What about your mum? Is she okay with you bringing.. Damon? CAROLINE: And Im supposed to care why? BONNIE: Hes older, sexy danger guy. CAROLINE: Older sexy danger guy? Is that an official witch twitter-tweet?
Its cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.
I feel a little used, i thought we were having a moment. Now ill have to go to be party angry, who knows what ill do.
Come on you dont like pickels? Whats wrong with you?
ELENA: I saved your life. DAMON: i know. ELENA: And dont you forget it.
DAMON: Im here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
ELENA: No, no damon, listen, i care about you. I do. But i love stefan. Its always gonna be stefan.
Oh please dont tell me your crying, just because your buddy trevor lost his head
If your setting me up an anyway, i will rip your heart out and shove it down your throat. Something im very good at.
ROSE: Being in love with your brothers girl must be very diffulct. DAMON: Im not in love with anyone. ROSE: Wanna try that again.
First dad duty, ground your daughter.
Im in love with a woman i can never have.
Point is im in love with her, and its driving me crazy. Im not in control.
Its the lockwood diaries. pictionary style.
MEREDETH: What does he mean with a greater evil is coming? Dont we have enough evil already? DAMON: You would think.
MEREDITH: You are a good brother. DAMON: Im a bad brother. MEREDITH: You are strung up to a bomb, while Stefan is playing vampire with the girl who broke your heart, but you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.
ELENA: Why am I thinking about you? DAMON: Because you are a vampire right now. And a part of you knows you are a lot more like me than him.
What is this guy, the witchepedia?
BONNIE: She is acting like a different person. DAMON: She is a different person. Shes a vampire. We are preditory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill and when the guilt gets too bad we switch off our humanity and we ravel in it.
DAMON: It's always gonna be Stefan. ELENA: I can't think about always. All I can think about is right now. And I care about you, Damon. Which is why I have to let you go. I mean, maybe if you and I had met first. DAMON: Yeah, maybe.
DAMON: Katherine. ELENA: Um, no, Im Elena. DAMON: Oh, you just look-uh, Im sorry. You just really remind me of someone. I'm Damon. ELENA: Not to be rude or anything, Damon, but it's kind of creepy that youre out here in the middle of nowhere. DAMON: you're one to talk. Youre out here all by yourself.
DAMON: For us to have our epic goodbye, Stefan? STEFAN: Not us, brother. You and Elena. DAMON: Well, I guess you'll just have to say goodbye for both of us, wont you?
Damon: So, since I'm possibly a dead man, can I ask you a question? ELENA: yeah, of course. DAMON: If it was just down to him and me and you had to make a choice, who got the goodbye? Who would it be? ELENA: I love him, Damon. He came into my life when I needed someone and I fell for him instantly. No matter what I feel for you I never unfell for him.
DAMON: Hey, where are you? ELENA: Matt's taking me home. DAMON: To Stefan. ELENA: Not just to Stefan, Damon. To Tyler, to Caroline. DAMON: No, I know, I get it.
DAMON: Where is she? Where is she? MEREDITH: No, Damon, wait. You need to know when Jeremy brought Elena in here earlier tonight, her injuries were worse than I let on. It wasn't a concussion. It was a cerebral hemorrhage. Bleeding on the brain. DAMON: What are you saying? MEREDITH: He was so worried, I didn't want to tell him. But I helped her. She needed my help. DAMON: You what?
