Suicide Sqwad

Everyone was on board on the plane waiting for a special someone

"I hope she nice!" Said Harley Quinn
"Ya think?" Said Deadshot
Then I girl with a mask and a katana comes on board "my name is Katana, I have this katana because when I kill someone with it their soul will be trapped in it!"
"Bloody Hell!" Said Captain Boomerang with his Australian accent (I'm Australian too 😍)
"That's not fucking creepy at all..." Said Deadshot but then Katana aimed her sword at his throat
"I think she's mad at you..." Said Harley
"YA THINK?!" Said Deadshot
"Everyone shut the fuck up and let's go to the city!" Said Rick Flag always bossing people around because he's the boss ya know?!
*RING!* a sound came from Harley's phone...it was her Puddin'
"Miss ya baby 😘" it said from Da Joker
Harley squealed loudly because she missed her boyfriend so much she couldn't wait until he saves her from this stinking place and go back home with her two babies! (They are actually dogs ya know?)

"Hey Cutie, ya from Japan are ya? Well what's that animation called again? Anime? Why do they have big eyes?" Said Captain Boomerang
"That's how they are animated now stop asking me questions!" Said Katana
"You guys sound like a old married couple! Speaking of marriage I hope that Puddin' pops the big question and give me a sparkling big ring!" Harley said squealing for joy! She always wanted the Joker to ask her to be his wife but she is still hoping for it to happen!

"We are here now, we are landing so make sure you have fastened your seat belts!" Said Rick flag. Harley looked out the window to see all the magic that was going on in the city
"Holy shit! We are going to crash!" Said Rick Flag
The plane started falling from the sky
"TELL MY PUDDIN' I LOVE HIM!" Said Harley Quinn
"TELL MY PINK UNICORN I WANT TO GET MARRIED!" Said Captain boomerang
*awkward silence*
Boom! The plane crashed