i love to pull my hair (no abusive it relaxes me tho)
i easily get rashes with deodorant
ok this one is hard to believe but like... I'm not a funny person im sorry the truth hurts.
sike, but like my mom calls me the robot, because i, alyssa, don't laugh at stuff. ok im like 'BAHAHAHAHAHAH' but really that's a chuckle.
whenever im exposed to sad stuff i just stay quiet idk i can't.
you got cancer? ....
car accident? oh...
call me the robot lol, it's not really a funny thing, but i like to share that.
my friends think i laugh at their jokes but like.... noooo sorry fam.
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get ready for the most secretive csi file ever.
Ready?
Nah
Nvm.
Ok
Fine!
the only thing that makes me laugh are spelling mistakes.
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