Last time I went out, I ended up in hell. I didn't get any answers there, so I guess I'd better try heaven. First, though, I have another job--looks like it should be a pretty normal one, the only thing in the area is a highway.
Hey, this is pretty near...
Looks like another car crash. It's a crappy car, but they're going like a hundred and twenty... Ugh, rolled right over? Damn, that must have hurt.
"What the--who the hell are you?"
Hi, I'm Mel, I'm a reaper. Need a hand?
"You're a... reaper? What happened? I went off the road..."
Yeah, you did. I'm here to help. This way.
"This isn't the way to the hospital."
I know.
"Where are you taking me? Let go of me!"
Sorry, but we're being followed... ugh, why are they all coming after me lately?
"What is--"
Shut up and stay down. I need to think.
"Why are you going toward it?"
Shut up!
Please let this work...
Hi. Please don't eat me.
He ll lo f fr iend
Yeah. We're friends. As a friend... mind answering a question? If I'm a ghost's friend... why do I have this scar?
N not f friee e end
Wwa s no ot frie n d
Ba ad f riend
Sorry?
Goo od fri en nd
O... kay? Look, I'm going to... go... help my other friend. So...
Mo ore friend
No! Stay away from him!
Sh a arp
Mor efr ie n d
No sh a r p
"What the hell?"
Stay there, you idiot!
Look, no more sharp. Let's all just... stay calm... friends. We're all friends here. Okay? I have another question, my ghostly friend, so I need you to stay calm and answer it. Where will you go if this... sharp touches you?
A f tt er
O-kaaay... Do you like it there?
Af ter
Fr i ends
But the sharp can send you there! So why don't you like it?
Ba ad
B a ad
Agh! Geez, I get it! Okay, okay... Fine... Thanks for your help, friend. Bye.
G od b e wi i iith h youu
Huh.
You too.
You ready?
"What the hell was that?"
I don't know. Come on!
"But it--"
I know! Do I have to drag you to the doors? Come on, dude!
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Reaper
FantasyYou think your dead-end retail job is bad? You think the worst job ever could be found under the Golden Arches? You think your boss is a jerk? Try me. I'm a grim reaper, one of billions. It's still not enough, so we're all overworked--and I'm new. S...
