Suicide Squad one shots

Harleys lil robbery

"PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM!!" Yelled harley into gotham city bank. She had a cliché  black ski mask on, with her "daddys little monster" shirt on with a pair of red and blue booty shorts, she was pointing a gold gun to the crowd of people.

Ya see, harley is a.. Noob at robbing places, but she decided to make her puddin proud. It seems he doesnt pay attention to her anymore.

Everyone was silent and stared at harley.

"Uh... Uh... Y-you!" She pointed a gun at a woman. "Get all the money!! And uh.. Give it to me!!" She yelled trying to act like she knew what she was doing

The woman snickered. "Um.. Im just getting a loan, im not a clerk" she said nervously.

"Oh. Well.. Who has the money then?!" She said raising her voice again, still pointing her gun.

A guy behind the counter still standing tall, slowely raised his hand.

"Well! Are ya just gonna sit there or are ya gonna get me the money!?!" She asked frusterated that nobody was taking her seriously.

"Ma'am might i ask, who are you?" The clerk said.

"YOU DONT ASK WHO A ROBBER IS!! god is everyone stupid?!?"
She giggled a little. "But since you asked, im harley quinn!" She said twirling her hair

There were gasps in the room, harley whipped around and looked at the hostages.

"Oh god the queen of gotham" "who would have guessed" "isnt that the jokers girlfriend?"  The people murmured.

Everyone knew who the king and queen of gotham was. But they wouldnt have guessed it was her.

"This is a stick up! You arent taking me seriously!" She said scrunching her nose and stomping her foot like a child.

There was a moment of silence.

"Nobody takes me seriously. I dont get it. I have a gun!" She said to herself.

"M..may i say somthing?" A teenage boy said.

Harley glanced at the boy carelessly. "Sure" she shrugged.

"You come off as.. Too bubbly? Maybe too.. I dont know.. Childish?" He said cautiously.

Harley made a disgusted face. "CHILDISH?! ME? CHILDISH?!" She asked angrily.

"NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY!" She squealed, she quickly pointed the gold gun towards the boy and shot him perfectly between the eyebrows.

He slumped to the floor.

Many people were crying and trembiling. A woman was knelt over the boy sobbing. "Probably his mom" she thought.

"So NOW everyone takes me seriously." She said impatiently tapping the gun on her thigh.

"Ya know" she said with tears forming in her eyes. "I just wanted to make my puddin proud when he turned on the tv tonight and watched the big news story . "Harley quinn ribs gotham bank for every last penny!" He would be so proud of me" she said sighing