my life with my crazy parents

chapter 1

Pic of jared^^^

After 16 years:
“Jared! Where is my fucking Cheetos!. ” I stomp all the way to his room “Look my dear lovely sweet sister, sharing is loving.” he sweet talks me but I know his antics.

“You better give me a new box of Cheetos or else I'm gonna tell dad to take all your weapons and donate them to the children's hospital. ” I warned “You won't. ” he said “try me. ” I bite back “Fine,fine ill get you a damn cheeto.” he huff in defeat.

“Ha Ha Ha Ha!. ” mom and dad are home “You better not tell dad Lucy.” I just rolled my eyes.

“Kids were home and we got presents!. ” joker or as I would like to call daddy and my mom Harley Quinn we love both of them.

But somehow they're genes just flowed into our system Harley Quinn's craziness just drop into our brains and joker's too.

My hair is white and has pink and blue strikes while my brother has blonde with black stripes cause he dyed it.

“Hey dad, hey mom!. ” we both said in unison.“Do you want to see both of your presents?. ” our mom asked “Yazzz please. ” I beg while Jared just rolled his eyes at my begging.

“Here you go. ” they both gave us a box full of weapons with my favorite golden gun and Jared's machine gun toy.

“Thank you both. ”

“yeah thanks mom and dad. ”

“Aw your both welcome...now were gonna give you the biggest present you ever had. ” mom said while dad grin.

I look at Jared and he just shrug “What is it?. ” Jared ask.while dad pulled something out of his pocket.

“You both are going to school!. ” my mom squealed.wait what!  “Were going to school. ” I said while Jared just stared with his mouth open.

I know were mad but who takes a bad Guy's kid to school.

“Your going to westford high isn't that exciting!.” mom said excited while I was dead shock.

And my dad well like any other day he laughs.

Screw this I'm going to a salon to make me look good in the first day.

Jared's POV:

I was shock

And for the first time I was happy shock.

Why?.

Well because I get to kill more than here in home.

Lucy left a while ago to go to a salon to make her look like a human.

Its not like she's ugly more like the opposite she has mom's look

Me well i have a 5ocklock shadow, six pack abs and i have blue eyes with perfect eyebrows I got women left and right.but soon kill them if I get bored.

Me and lucy were the prince and princess of Gotham.

Lucy and me has moms craziness while we got dad's menacing thoughts.

I used to kill for fun while Lucy kills for no reason.

I know were crazy what can I say.