“So how do you like your new look!. ” Lois said excitedly
“OMG!!! I love my hair my nails and my skin!.,” I giggled at her.
Were going to California tomorrow I'm so excited.there's so many people to kill.
“Thanks Lois good day!. ” I went out of her salon.
My hair looks gorgeous I cut it short and applied color highlights to my hair.
While my nails are dark pink with little skulls in them. And my skin is flawless.
I'm so excited in going to California I wonder if the principal lets me put bombs in the cafeteria.
Which reminds me.....
My Cheetos! That sly son of a clown.
Just wait till come home Jared! you'll be in so much trouble!.
Jared's POV:
“Jared honey can you get the door for me. ”
“Yeah sure.”
Speak of the devil “Where's my box of Cheetos my sweet brother. ”
Shit I'm screwed!,I knew I forgot something “Oh they're right here silly. ”
I grab my keys and ran as fast as I can to the market.
And I just hope and pray that there's a damn box of Cheetos in here.
“Hello sir what can I help you?. ” the lady ask while I nodded eagerly “Yes,do you have a box of Cheetos here?. ”
“Yes sir but there's only one box left. ” fuck! now I'm screwed.
“Is there anyone who's gonna buy that?. ”
“No I don't think so. But the cereal aisle is in aisle four. ” I thank her and ran all the way to aisle four.
I almost grab the last Cheetos but no I was this close in getting that cereal until a hand grab the last cheetos.
Ah! Fuck it. I grab my gun and killed him.
“Bruh,sorry but I grab it first.”
Now that's what I call gangsta.
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my life with my crazy parents
Fanfichaving parents that are crazy not just crazy but mad crazy just for example the joker and the infamous Harley quinn now that's mad love and yup they're my parents but I love them. I mean who doesn't now let me tell you our story.
