Zerrie

chapter 19

I suddenly get my hand into a fist and Perrie starts laughing. I'm confused. "Happy National joke day!" Perrie says, hugging me tight. "I never heard of that day/" I say. "Well, that because me and my family always remembered this day. It would always be on a calendar, every year." Perrie says,standing like the Queen. "Sorry baby. I had to do it." She says. I feel her lips on my cheek. She skips to bed and I roll my eyes. I look in the mirror and see Permanent marker on my cheek. Oh Perrie. I wonder how I'm going to handle you when we get married. I cover my legs in my fleece blanket and fall asleep.

"Alright boys. Zayn's wedding is in 1 week and 5 days. Let's start planning!" Louis says, like we're in boot camp. "Yes sir! Can I be one of the bridesmaids?" Niall says, We all laugh. We all shake our head and Niall looks disappointed. "So, Zayn, can you please leave the room? We want this special day to be a suprise." Harry says, pushing me out the door. I just walk to Wendy's to get some burgers for the boys. Then, all of a sudden, I see all these fangirls running at me and I start running faster. "ZAYN! I want his leg! I want his Hair! i WANT HIMMM!" They all say. Now I get in my car and shut the door. I think I chopped a girl's hand off. Oh well. I honestly just drive before I get injured by one of the fangirls. I hope the next time I blink I don't see the light of an operating room. "ZAYN I BE YOUR WIFEY!!AHHHHHHHHH" This girls says and faints. She deserves that. I'm engaged! I drive in a random driveway and wait there, hoping they'll give up and go home. They're still there. "OMG! ITS ZERRIE'S HOUSE! LETS STEAL STUFF FROM HERE! AHHHHHH" They alll head for the open window. I drive away, losing their attention. 

I'm home! Finally, away from the boys' planning and, the fangirls. I see Annira outside with a box of chocolates. 'Here you go. Thanks for letting me stay at your house. Enjoy!" She says. I actually never saw her leave the house. I close the door and see all the chocolates I adore. Crunchy, cookies and creme, OOH! Tangerine. I try all of them and finish all the chocolates in a minute. I feel a little fat, but who cares. I get a text "Hey Zayn, sadly I won't be at the wedding, but congratulations." Uncle Simon? He is actually approving of this wedding? Wow. I wonder about the Simon I used to know. 

Its 8:01pm and I feel a little sleepy. Sure, It's late. But I usually feel sleepy during 12:00am. I see the door knob turn. Has that door always been green? The door gets wide open. I see Annira. Locking the door. Taking her coat off,throwing it on the floor, running to me. It kind of looks like Perrie. I hope this doesn't fool me. She sits on my lap and says, "How many fingers am I holding?" She says. Her voice sounds like Perrie too. Is it Perrie? I see 79 fingers and I say 79. She nods and goes in for a make out session. I'm conflicted if this is Perrie or Annira. If it was Perrie, I wouldn't move her away, But Annira, I would Kick her butt. But I don't know. She seems to be like Perrie. The rest is Cloudy. 

I wake up in the bed, naked. I don't know what happend last night, and, I don't know how I got here. I remember sleeping on the couch, not the bed. It seems as if Perrie isn't home yet, because I don't smell her cooking. I see a note on the fridge. It looks like Perrie's writing, but Annira's too. It says; "I had a good time last night."